Some Guy

in the thick of it // no girth no worth

[Some Guy @wisecracka]

him: “he shouldn’t be hard to find”

me: “well I hope I find him hard”

[Some Guy @wisecracka]

this mixed dl dude always shoots the biggest loads

i shot on his face and then he shot pointing up from standing. hit my face but the rest is visible 💦💦💦💦💦😮‍💨

#painted #hugeload #hairy #hung

[Some Guy @wisecracka]

acceptance, and I offered that should he be a role model to someone else it might help him as well. Reciprocity again.

Walked him out to his car. “Text me,” he said. I so wanted to say “text me back!” but instead said “lemme know when you’re home safe.”

❣️

[Some Guy @wisecracka]

also, i’m reclaiming my time. also also, reciprocity is key, even for fuck buds.

so it took giving up and letting go for him to show TF back up — minutes later. randomly.

since then he’s texted me what’s been going on in his life. he acknowledges it’s “really intense with us.”

[Some Guy @wisecracka]

I massaged his legs and back. We tousled around in bed and talked. For a few hours.

It was beautiful. More emotionally intimate than we’ve ever been.

He wanted to spend the night — I was happy to share the time we did. I thanked him. The man needs grace, kindness, self love &

[Some Guy @wisecracka]

like i didn’t know what a full body orgasm felt like before him. and he’s the most verbal dude ever. 😮‍💨

but while i was on this walk before i ran into him, i had literally just given up ever hearing from him again. i’m tryna move past rupture into repair — and stay in repair 💪🏻

[Some Guy @wisecracka]

i said hmu after you bounce. he said i’ll text you in an hour. cool.

over the past few years, comms have been slippery. i don’t place blame or pry; he’s got a life & i thought also a wife. but i still continued to reach out bc hanging is brilliant & yes the d is that good 🍆🏆

[Some Guy @wisecracka]

we chatted in the street for a beat. he was headed to a bar to see a friend DJ. he asked how long i was staying (mb delaying tactic?). he was surprised i’d walked from downtown. “anything’s walkable if you have the time and it’s a nice day,” i said. “true,” he acknowledged.

[Some Guy @wisecracka]

back in san diego. staying at a hotel downtown. freshened up after my AM arrival, then hopped on the apps. walked to a local bi/dl dude’s apartment. he’s 5’9” blatino 8” curved uncut. we blew each other; was just ok.

afterwards i’m standing outside, wondering what to do next.

[Some Guy @wisecracka]

a tall stylish gentleman happened to be jaywalking on the street at the same time i was. black bucket hat, white knitted polo, blue polka shorts, blue kicks. i took a 2nd look & it’s my pal E., the 6’5” dl dude i’ve hooked up with several times over the years. incredible timing.

[Some Guy @wisecracka]

decided to walk to hillcrest (2mi), grab snacks & dinner, take the bus back. followed my whim along the way. meandered around the park. stopped at a local bakery and got a cookie & muffin.

i was almost at my destination when the most incredible thing happened. truly unreal 🤯

[Some Guy @wisecracka]

my dick is not a starter dick.

not orally. not anally.

[Some Guy @wisecracka]

I wish all the young dudes (who block me because of my age) a very hydrating next several decades.

[Some Guy @wisecracka]

who told them 🍆

[Some Guy @wisecracka]

just got edged within an inch of my life and had a most thorough orgasm that painted face mouth beard and wall #nola

[Some Guy @wisecracka]

sucked five dicks this week. two in seattle. one day i'll suck as many as there are days in the week.

[Some Guy @wisecracka]

had a guy over today, i blew him and he left. first thing he said when he walked in was “oh, nice place”