Uncle Keith

White Monster Enthusiast | Avid Van Halen Listener | Eastern Wayne High Class of 84 | #KeepPounding

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Derek Chauvin on a random afternoon in Minnesota

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@LeaveMeMalone9 Unfortunate news

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@HurstonWaldrep2 Prolly Matt Rhule

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@ID0ntDoCoke I’d be hanging that lederhosen right back up and doordashing McDonald’s

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Bury me right fucking here

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@uncglazer I’m balls deep in Atlantic Beach for fall break and couldn’t be happier

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@NSnorti Good evening ladies and gents! Welcome to Athens, Georgia!

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Guys!

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I know damn well you’re on here somewhere

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Back on home turf, at least temporarily

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Bitch in front of me slammed on brakes for a homeless jaywalker now my beers are everywhere #fuck

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@RichardCranny69 Banger

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Tough guy brought out a hardhat to measure the wall please obliterate yourself #fag

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@hazardpounder Rainy rot ahead

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@hazardpounder Same Dave, same.

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Several shots and a few tall boys later

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@RichardCranny69 Road soda kinda day

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@RichardCranny69 Niche take but definitely understandable

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@Howard_deeznuts Wish I never had to lay eyes on this atrocious sight

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@AlexNewman55 Remember that mfer exploded somehow and leaked all over my ass

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@Home_Team86 That’s not panic, man