Jayson: “Deuce. Buddy, come here, Daddy has to tell you something”
Deuce: “what is it dad is it a ice cweam twip”
Jayson: “No buddy. I’m sorry. Uncle Jay.. Uncle Jaylen got traded for Paul George.”
Deuce: “Paul George?! Are you fucking kidding? Isn’t he like 40?!”
Greatest comeback in the history of the NBA with your mortal enemy in worse seats behind you in the arena you’re gonna get married in next month while wearing a Stevie Knicks shirt
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Heads up for athletes negotiating #NIL revenue sharing agreements: Most schools are trying to make your final payment, often the largest one, contingent on you not entering the transfer portal after the upcoming season. This isn’t something you have to accept.
Remember: these payments are compensation for your name, image, and likeness rights during the upcoming season and any bowl game/CFP games. If you fulfill your commitment and participate fully this year, there’s no legitimate reason to tie any payment to whether you stay for next season. Don’t be afraid to negotiate this term.
The Kremlin claimed that the video of Zelensky in Kupiansk was filmed on February 23, 2022 — one day before the start of the russian invasion.
In other words, they’ve effectively acknowledged Zelensky’s genius — that he independently invented and manufactured the iPhone 17 Pro Max four years before Apple released it.
Slava Ukraini!
Source: translated and adopted from Maxim Mirovich
🚨 An ICE agent pointed a gun at a protester and said, “Bang, bang. You’re dead, liberal.”
The man he threatened was a U.S. citizen — and a military veteran.
(Source: Federal Court Filing)