Jordan Wiseman

[Jordan Wiseman @wisemanjo12]

Retweeting because I just did it again. https://t.co/KGDDSJpMDm

[Jordan Wiseman @wisemanjo12]

I'm missing @ErinRappleye lots so I'm stalking her tweets and liking them all so she knows how much I like her.

[Jordan Wiseman @wisemanjo12]

All my life I've been good, but now I'm thinking what the hell.

[Jordan Wiseman @wisemanjo12]

I'm missing @ErinRappleye lots so I'm stalking her tweets and liking them all so she knows how much I like her.

[Jordan Wiseman @wisemanjo12]

With it having rained the past 3 days I'm questioning my life's glide path. How is it I own a house but not an umbrella. #ISkippedAFewSteps

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

I'm not a stupid person. I have a college degree. But I'll never understand how a fan can collect so much dust when it's constantly moving.

[Jordan Wiseman @wisemanjo12]

After everything we've been through, we will not stand and salute. #NotMyPresident #Ke$haForPresident #HymnForHymnless

[Jordan Wiseman @wisemanjo12]

Cause if there's a heaven. Don't care if we get in. #HymnForHymnless #FuckItAll

[Jordan Wiseman @wisemanjo12]

Our president tore us apart and it took 2 natural disasters to bring us back together. #StillNotMyPresident

[Jordan Wiseman @wisemanjo12]

Adulting status: My financial advisor just walked in on me eating lunchables. #ThisIs26

[Fishful Thinking @FishBanc]

I have an idea for replacing one of those statues...

[Jordan Wiseman @wisemanjo12]

Im sure Trump sent a nice tweet to comfort Texas. #StillMyPresident

[Jordan Wiseman @wisemanjo12]

I misspoke in the last tweet. Every nazi, alt right, white supremacist, racisist, and homophobs are still happy. Herein lies the issue.

[Jordan Wiseman @wisemanjo12]

It was in that moment every trump voter knew they had fucked up. #NotMyPresident

[Jordan Wiseman @wisemanjo12]

Nothing makes me happier then seeing all of these #NaziAssholes being fired upon discovery.Burn in hell, we dont want you here. #SpreadLove

[Jordan Wiseman @wisemanjo12]

Just got so mad at my computer because I couldn't get the sound to work...my headphones weren't in. I need to go home.

[Jordan Wiseman @wisemanjo12]

Told chels that I KNEADED to plug in my GoPro tonight so the battery could RISE. She doesn't appreciate my humor. #ImPunnyAdmitIt

[Sierra 🖤 @sierrareneexo]

Wanna marry someone who wants to pregame for our kids high school sports games

[Jordan Wiseman @wisemanjo12]

My office is so hot that my secret stash of chocolate heaven is melting. This is what I get. #ICantWin.

[Jordan Wiseman @wisemanjo12]

I just got honked at in the Wendy's parking lot. Really questioning my life decisions right now. #NotProud #GirlsGottaEat

[Jordan Wiseman @wisemanjo12]

The ice machine at work is broken. I need to go home. #ICantWorkInTheseConditions