Ash Moran

Hosed down, and wise (don't ask). I live by Paleo, Ruby, agile, TDD, DVORAK and black coffee. Shut the fuck up and read The Goal.

[Ash Moran @wisemonkeyash]

@martinrue @bobek_balinek @thetombell VEGAN RUNNING

[Ash Moran @wisemonkeyash]

Ed Balls

[Cult of Mac @cultofmac]

Snooze Alarm Dock For iPhone Lets You Get Your Beauty Sleep In Style http://t.co/1mvgY5RHyA

[Ash Moran @wisemonkeyash]

@JackWeirdy How is talking about The Goal helping? Get fucking reading it. I'll lend you two copies. Oh wait, that's the Mythical Man Month.

[Ash Moran @wisemonkeyash]

@JackWeirdy Sounds like you need kanban

[Ash Moran @wisemonkeyash]

@timd They can go fuck themselves

[Ash Moran @wisemonkeyash]

@ruby_gem @martinrue @Caius Fucking nazi rabied mongrel

[Ash Moran @wisemonkeyash]

@ruby_gem Because they bite your fucking face off

[Ash Moran @wisemonkeyash]

@timd Anyone but fucking giffgaff

[Ash Moran @wisemonkeyash]

@martinrue This is why I use Bitcoin. Fucking banks.

[Ash Moran @wisemonkeyash]

@shaftag @martinrue @ruby_gem @markkirschstein Plenty of time to read 'The Goal' while you're in there, mind.

[Ash Moran @wisemonkeyash]

Italy can fuck right off. #eurovision

[Ash Moran @wisemonkeyash]

Which country eats the least cheese? They can have my second vote #eurovision

[Ash Moran @wisemonkeyash]

I'm voting for #dvorak #eurovision

[Ash Moran @wisemonkeyash]

@markkirschstein @ruby_gem @martinrue @JohnnoNolan @theagilebastard Fuck giff gaff!

[Ash Moran @wisemonkeyash]

@HackManchester I'm interested in this, if you can afford my day rate. I love Rails.

[Ash Moran @wisemonkeyash]

Wish my phone keyboard was Dvorak

[Ash Moran @wisemonkeyash]

Getting bored of systems thinking. Too mainstream.

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The planet is 2/3rds covered in water, and this pizza is 2/3rds covered in meat http://t.co/nEarL3PxEs

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Current status http://t.co/dklwJRbqHJ