Chris Wiser

[Chris Wiser @wiser_chris]

@CherryRedGroup How about some Patto vinyl finally!!! You are giving up lots of sakes by not reissuing these long out of print titles! Pretty please!

[Chris Wiser @wiser_chris]

@Eva_Kir @IsraelMFA The key is the PLO's symbol for right of return for Arabs who fled Israel during the wars.Symbolizing they still have the keys to their houses.
Destruction of Israel is what it means.
Must suck to be a pawn

[Chris Wiser @wiser_chris]

@JackOsbourne @rogerwaters Don't you have some insipid reality TV shite to be getting on with ya no talent wanker

[Chris Wiser @wiser_chris]

@elonmusk Another un democratic EU wanker appointed by the French govt not elected by https://t.co/InLoLUpRKc commission is a joke as they make all the decisions but are not accountable to the public.Just another place for elite Euro technocrats to get a free lunch.Worthless bastards!

[Chris Wiser @wiser_chris]

@guardian @julian_barratt That's just...https://t.co/H8ebT94qDa

[Chris Wiser @wiser_chris]

@AdrianEdmondson Here's looking at you kid

[Chris Wiser @wiser_chris]

@AdrianEdmondson No foam here

[Chris Wiser @wiser_chris]

@ONKYO_EU Are the NET servers down again? Not getting any as of this morning?

[Blue Cross UK @The_Blue_Cross]

Struggling to breathe shouldn't be something that any pet experiences. 💔 Which is why we launched our #EndTheTrend campaign because pets like Cole, Clint and Banks deserve better.

[Chris Wiser @wiser_chris]

@JamesMoir10 Wrong color but oh well,copacetic for the times ....https://t.co/bAwojIL0Fd

[Jim Moir @JamesMoir10]

Blackbird eating berries at dawn.

[Jim Moir @JamesMoir10]

Blackbird eating berries in the pink light of dawn.

[Athletico Mince @AthleticoMince]

So that you don't feel left out if you're not a Parsnipper, here's the Geordie Heat episode where poor Mr Sting suffers from a smashed door, unleashed from the Parsnips archive for one and all... (animation by @ben_pics)

https://t.co/XbgNXwE6Qk

[Athletico Mince @AthleticoMince]

NEW MINI-EPISODE! (Club Parsnips exclusive)

'Athletico Unidents 1: Unblocker, Deer, Prisms'

A bonus episode of unidents assessed and rated by us.

https://t.co/dCZgYswm1h

[The Mighty Boosh @TheMightyBoosh]

The time we used the chive, it really came alive. Edible frisbee. Springtime Tuesday. I like to boogie. #PancakeDay

[The Mighty Boosh @TheMightyBoosh]

Eggs milk and flour, #pancakepower. Look at his milky yellow sunshine face. Flip it now flip it good ooo... Flip it now flip it good ooo... Some are salt. Some are sweet. Some are fruit. Some are meat.

[Jim Moir @JamesMoir10]

Sad Batman.

[Rich Fulcher @Rich_Fulcher]

Guys, it's the 25th anniversary of Brass Eye! and the cult film Oxide Ghosts: The Brass Eye Tapes will only ever be shown at these live events plus Q + A with director Michael Cumming. I will be hosting the 23rd March at Clapham.
Tickets & Info: https://t.co/9UMoNklNRW