Hector Augustus III

trebuchet enthusiast

[Hector Augustus III @wisewizard13]

One little coke bottle holding up nearly 30 beers #builtfordtough

[Hector Augustus III @wisewizard13]

@MontagueScott8 I better not see ur ass on Alligator Alley or I will slime you out

[Hector Augustus III @wisewizard13]

The maryjuana terned me inter a sissy librol, don’t youse it boya

[Hector Augustus III @wisewizard13]

@JoshuaPeters what is your opinion on this?

[Hector Augustus III @wisewizard13]

Is it gay to listen to Bruno mars by yourself as a straight white male? #brunocurious

[Hector Augustus III @wisewizard13]

Yall gotta invest in cloud watching, I just saw snoopy and professor pants in the same room up there

[Hector Augustus III @wisewizard13]

Those little green piggies are so fucking bad bro

[Hector Augustus III @wisewizard13]

Day 6 no air fryer

[Hector Augustus III @wisewizard13]

Is Ai slop acceptable in modern day of fraternity life? #pondering

[Hector Augustus III @wisewizard13]

@BeauWilliamsCPA Boya don’t even talk two me bout no lip status, im shore yur paycking yur lip wit nuthin but skoal berry you librol snoflake

[Hector Augustus III @wisewizard13]

Just dropped the joint in some water, genuinely need to rape myself

[Hector Augustus III @wisewizard13]

@JimFroatsNBA @TomJack42069

[Hector Augustus III @wisewizard13]

Bro fuck this job thing, I just wanna go home and rip hog!!

[Hector Augustus III @wisewizard13]

Publix fucks so hard

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Tung tung tung sahur?

[Hector Augustus III @wisewizard13]

First shit at the new house and it’s a shirt off ordeal #shittingbricks

[Hector Augustus III @wisewizard13]

@JimFroatsNBA Jum Frots.

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@JimFroatsNBA

[Hector Augustus III @wisewizard13]

Lip packed, hog cranked, let’s have a day gentlemen #mudjugging