✦ 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐑 ✦

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐈𝐒 𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐃.

[✦ 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐑 ✦ @wishfulthinkinc]

https://t.co/Sbb92Id097

[✦ 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐑 ✦ @wishfulthinkinc]

// HIIIIII 👋

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓒𝐻𝐿𝑂𝐸 𝓒𝐴𝑅𝑀𝐼𝐶𝐻𝐴𝐸𝐿. @ConvivialAstute]

// HI SATURN

[✦ 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐑 ✦ @wishfulthinkinc]

“ Something feels…off… “

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝐀𝐧𝐭𝐢-𝐂𝐨𝐬𝐦𝐨 @ANTIIIFAIRY]

ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝐎𝘩 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪-𝘞𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢,
𝘐 𝘥𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘵. ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ
ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ

𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎.

[⋆. 𐙚 ˚ 𝐀𝐧𝐭𝐢 — 𝓦𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰 @0THERHVLF]

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‘ ⠀ 𝑰 𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑻 —-
𝑰 𝑨𝑻𝑬 𝑰𝑻 !

( 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞 )
— 𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀
⠀ ⠀ ⠀

[✦ 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐑 ✦ @wishfulthinkinc]

Regrettably, yes.

The better question is if I’m failing school.

And my answer is…pending…

[✦ 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐑 ✦ @wishfulthinkinc]

“ Nuh uh 🤨 “

[✦ 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐑 ✦ @wishfulthinkinc]

“ Dummy, it’s pronounced ‘urth’ “

[✦ 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐑 ✦ @wishfulthinkinc]

“ …your planet’s name is just… ‘irk’ ????

That’s it?

…kindalametobehonest— “

[✦ 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐑 ✦ @wishfulthinkinc]

“ Dude like I said, I won’t snitch. Your secret is safe.

…so like where are you from? “

[✦ 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐑 ✦ @wishfulthinkinc]

(…seriously.)

“ Dude you’re not fooling anybody, I’ve been to space. “

[✦ 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐑 ✦ @wishfulthinkinc]

(…well that’s all the confirmation he needs.)

“ Relax relax I won’t snitch, I’ve already met aliens before…although you don’t really look like a Yugopotamian… “

[✦ 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐑 ✦ @wishfulthinkinc]

(Pointing at the two irkens.)

What’s with the two new kids 🤨

[✦ 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐑 ✦ @wishfulthinkinc]

Oh yeah between his legs wacky teacher and his psycho babysitter, he’s been swell 🙄

He just can’t wait for summer to start, after all summer vacation equals tons more wishes ✨

[✦ 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐑 ✦ @wishfulthinkinc]

So how has she been 🥰 ?

[✦ 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐑 ✦ @wishfulthinkinc]

But what if he sees her though 🧍🏼‍♂️

[✦ 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐑 ✦ @wishfulthinkinc]

HEY

IM NOT A BEAVER, FATHEAD!!!

[❛ ── 𝓖𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥. ೄ @hisamazingworld]

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MA. THERE’S A WEIRD-LOOKING BEAVER OUTSIDE.
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[✦ 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐑 ✦ @wishfulthinkinc]

MA

THERES A WEIRD LOOKING CAT OUTSIDE

[❛ ── 𝓖𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥. ೄ @hisamazingworld]

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[ B r e a t h e s . ]
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[✦ 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐑 ✦ @wishfulthinkinc]

Hitting The Griddy.