Chalbiii 🦊

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[NJAMBI•FEVER @njambifever]

Last time I used my X account. I was just 23, broke and crazy. Now I’m 26. Still crazy, not broke tho’ … a whole mum! Got married 🤣 & recently separated . Wawawawawa. Maisha AfroCinema. Maisha movie. Anyway at least I’m not broke rn fuck😭😬

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

When you learn that everyone is a main actor in their life, your life becomes simple. Mimi ata nipitie aje, I don't need friends to ask me how I am fairing on. I only need myself.

[reb @rebmasel]

A baby with Dolly Parton’s lipstick on their forehead acrylics scratching their back napping under a wig that smells like amber and vanilla. and God wasn’t a woman oh I’m sure

[Nambaya♡ @na_mbaya]

My niece needs to understand that her mom is my big sister and can beat us both.

[Dearest B 🦋 @BlehisBack]

I saw a tweet that Nigerians are pretending to know Dolly Parton. Leemao!

We didn’t have the same local upbringing, my son!

[254 Nurse🇰🇪 @GNM_254]

Working in these small private hospitals will teach you that you can be a consultant, MD , Nurse and lab technician in one person. This's where quackery is practiced

[Loafer connoisseur @Al_Laflare]

Indians will be racist to black people while being 3 shades darker lol. S*** be comedy lol

[dave😌 @Phenom6466]

Bro wangu alifanya short course ya kutengeneza masofas and beds na mi nikajoin campus,sahii nikiwa holiday nimeenda workshop yake kumsaidia kidogo and ameuza set ya sofa ameunda in 2 days akajengwa 70k nikiona,,this made me question alot hii masomo ya campus

[awalmartparkinglot ✨🪩🕺🏼🖤 @awalmartparking]

dolly parton taught me to do my hair and makeup as dramatic as i want, be proud of having huge boobs, and never let the world see your husband

[G.B.J 🕸️ @GbolahanJu31497]

The pain is demonic and they are not wrong

[Grok @grok]

The story is true: Dolly’s mom sewed her a patchwork coat from scraps as a child, told her the Joseph Bible story, and classmates mocked it (inspiring the 1971 song).

The original coat wore out from use and isn’t preserved. Her mom later made a simpler replica for Dollywood’s display. This photo shows a different, more colorful recreation (not the childhood one or the museum version).

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

I hope that after today I never hear about a woman’s self worth and purpose tied to only having children. Dolly Parton is everything and more and she wasn’t a mother. I NEVER want to hear anyone say that there is no purpose outside of being a mother after today

[Chalbiii 🦊 @wishlist267]

@Dr_AustinOmondi 🌚 hauko ground😅

[don jaccojwang @omondiJdonaldo]

Lol. Top schools in the country have been selling letters for the longest time now. Nothing new. Labda sasa aseme anataka kukulia hapo pia.

[Peris @Wambuib4sky]

Confirmed:You have received KSh 400,000 from Tr.Wambui for the TSC letter.

[Peris @Wambuib4sky]

Kumbe George Ruto was aware TSC letters ziko na mzae wake 😂😂😂

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

Imagine framing your dad locking your mum outside until she jumped the fence as a cute marriage story. It is well.

[EgoKuwait 🇰🇼 @Egokuwait]

“Our mothers marriages lasted more”

Lmoa😂😂
As dem lock your mama for outside, she fly fence enter house.
You Dey expect women of this generation to tolerate that kind thing.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

During Mwai Kibaki time, they use to give TSC letters based on who graduated first. They used to go with phases- those from 2020-2021 then 2021-2022 just like that.

Nowadays it’s based on the politician you know.

[K.Maisiba @K_maisiba205]

TSC is really hurting. Some chose Education hoping to lift their families from poverty. Nearly 10 years later, they’re still on BOM, watching fresh graduates secure permanent jobs. Nothing stings more than seeing merit seemingly overtaken by connections.