william wisp 🚕

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[william wisp 🚕 @wispvampire]

@thevixenswill ok. my advice: tell someone. you clearly can’t do this alone and that’s ok. but you’re not getting anywhere like this.
you probably don’t want to hear that. and it’s honestly up to you if you listen to me or not. do what you can do

[william wisp 🚕 @wispvampire]

@thevixenswill what do u want me to say here

[william wisp 🚕 @wispvampire]

@thevixenswill okay uh. have fun with that?

[william wisp 🚕 @wispvampire]

@thevixenswill ok I’m probably not the best person for this. considering cannibalism is kind of my whole deal
I think you should talk to someone in your life that you trust. and don’t do that william wisp thing where you don’t listen to them cause you think you know better. you don’t

[william wisp 🚕 @wispvampire]

@thevixenswill I distinctly remember you calling me old

[william wisp 🚕 @wispvampire]

holy shit who remembers

[william wisp 🚕 @wispvampire]

@thevixenswill hahaah been there

[william wisp 🚕 @wispvampire]

@thevixenswill heheheeh nah

[william wisp 🚕 @wispvampire]

@thevixenswill :P

[william wisp 🚕 @wispvampire]

@thevixenswill you have ur age in ur bio

[william wisp 🚕 @wispvampire]

@thevixenswill u say that every time

[william wisp 🚕 @wispvampire]

anyways. that’s my annual sap-fest. christ it’s like a maple farm up in here with how sappy it’s getting. pour that syrup in the snow and make a maple candy treat fuck yeah that’s a sugary treat

see u all next year 🚖

[william wisp 🚕 @wispvampire]

oh yeah my 22nd birthday was a few weeks ago
maybe I should update you all on how my unlife is going. you’d like that wouldn’t you
but tbh I don’t rlly want any creeps looking into my life
been super anti-creepy-old-vampire lately
and that’s been working pretty well for me

[william wisp 🚕 @wispvampire]

I’m 21 today which means I can legally drink except I have no ID because in the eyes of the human government I’ve never existed!
happy birthday to me

[william wisp 🚕 @wispvampire]

so if you’re a william. or anyone, really. maybe some chump that doesn’t even know about this multiverse stuff
you can change. all youve gotta do is do it. fuck it, go on hrt, confess to that person you love, make that choice. it’s up to you.

[william wisp 🚕 @wispvampire]

@thevixenswill it just tracks

[william wisp 🚕 @wispvampire]

@thevixenswill you’re an infant

[william wisp 🚕 @wispvampire]

@thevixenswill god your life sucks
and I would know. I’m a vampire. sucking is my whole thing

[william wisp 🚕 @wispvampire]

@thevixenswill dude you’re trapped in a cell *again*?

[william wisp 🚕 @wispvampire]

@thevixenswill do you want this to turn into a therapy session because I can think of a few better therapists than a version of me who’s like 4 years younger than I am

[william wisp 🚕 @wispvampire]

@thevixenswill u would