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let’s get this worm

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The night that I learned I had no radishes, Jesus Christ the son of God crawled out of my air ducts to show off his new Nike sneakers

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My face may be sideways but my hat is backwards

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Happy second day of Halloween

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Happy first day of Halloween

[pile of ash @thrulls]

It will be ok. Just post a picture of a family guy character hurting themself and move on.

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

this reminds me of when i saw an article that said “women actually smell something different than burnt toast when having a stroke!” but didn’t read the article to find out what the smell is so now when i smell literally anything at random i think i’m having a Lady Stroke

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Cover has been blown

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Lyft driver played us his AI generated album about being a Lyft driver the entire way home from the strip club

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is this heat or

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A baddie lost her wings in the parking lot

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@malecowgirl In healthcare it’s typically called the ED because of naming conventions for paperwork

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Just got 2 tix for Meredith Marks Im running around in circles i cant believe googling the presale code worked. I went the distance.

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Never thought I’d utter those words…

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Nevadas DSS might be worse than Floridas

[hannaheve @eviemoon44]

and how will this affect the production of her full length twilight parody that i’ve been waiting on

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@mikesmicYT Someone contact Mikes Mic

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@fuitsnack In my family we call it “why is mom so angry”

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Remember when you would call somewhere and an actual breathing human being would answer the phone. Yeah

[faith!? @soggystyrofoam]

the 40 days and 40 nights of rocky horror discourse was all worth it because "why meatball drive motorcycle indoors" keeps making me laugh