NOT Yellowtail

aspiring comics/manga letterer, proficient with Adobe InDesign and Photoshop, full-time SNL fanatic; nonbinary but he/him

[NOT Yellowtail @wistfulfish]

if any editors for any manga need a trusty skilled letterer, you can find my portfolio @ https://t.co/PYGmlcU5bv 🥺 I worked real hard on it 🥺 pls hire me bc my restaurant burned down

[NOT Yellowtail @wistfulfish]

in all the 7 years that I’ve designated “Roundabout” by Yes as THE song we play when my dad and I play ping pong, he never mentioned that he briefly dated the daughter of the drummer until NOW

[NOT Yellowtail @wistfulfish]

if taylor swift and taylor lautner got married there would be two taylor lautners. yet,

[NOT Yellowtail @wistfulfish]

@animeupdates i’m so old

[NOT Yellowtail @wistfulfish]

all snowflakes are unique? WRONG. they're all
WHITE
COLD
MADE OF ICE
FALL FROM SKY

[NOT Yellowtail @wistfulfish]

@kryntael I just think the drama in it is kind of repetitive and boring. The satire is good and Tom Cruise is probably gonna win an Oscar for it

[NOT Yellowtail @wistfulfish]

I didn’t like Digger

[NOT Yellowtail @wistfulfish]

@yay_k8 but you would reply to a tweet about it. i'm cooler than that

[NOT Yellowtail @wistfulfish]

I think people that performatively hate Taylor Swift’s MUSIC (modern) are a little cringe like would *I* ever put it on in a million years no would I turn it off if it came on the radio probably but I don’t think about it that hard. I’m cooler than that

[NOT Yellowtail @wistfulfish]

@thesnlnetwork oh they got chase rosenberg sick! maybe they'll get promoted in a few seasons

[NOT Yellowtail @wistfulfish]

@NewsWire_US please for the love of god i need this

[NOT Yellowtail @wistfulfish]

@onthefirstcut THAT WAS CONNOR STORRIE?

[NOT Yellowtail @wistfulfish]

*clears throat* actually his name is CHARLIE brown and he can’t even kick that football

[unethical october baseball liz 🚨 @lizaboth]

You could be suffering through your football team losing to the Cleveland Browns and here comes Liberty Biberty to make you wanna blow your shit smoov off

[NOT Yellowtail @wistfulfish]

It’s 2026 the bang bus is a plug-in hybrid now

[NOT Yellowtail @wistfulfish]

@NewsWire_US hell yeah 🤘

[NOT Yellowtail @wistfulfish]

@lindtgreer Spilllll

[NOT Yellowtail @wistfulfish]

they actually forgot the Shadyside neighborhood in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania but ok

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Time Out Magazine has released its ranking for this year's 40 coolest neighborhoods in the world. The top 5 are:

1. Jongno 3-ga, Seoul, South Korea
2. L’Ocean District, Rabat, Morocco
3. Neos Kosmos, Athens, Greece
4. Chinatown, Los Angeles, USA
5. Govanhill, Glasgow, Scotland

(https://t.co/lVKUJCTzxM)

[NOT Yellowtail @wistfulfish]

@NikflixYT they call it “buying babies” as if it’s not literally these consenting people’s genetic product like why would I give a fuck if they give somebody a good paying salary to carry the pregnancy for them

[NOT Yellowtail @wistfulfish]

why does twitter show me anti-surrogacy posts when it is well known that Baby Mama is a top five movie for me

[NOT Yellowtail @wistfulfish]

@brynnhiilde this is why you open carry

[NOT Yellowtail @wistfulfish]

always funny on shark tank when an entrepreneur shares their sob story causing the sharks to bid out of pity and then they immediately drop the act to go into negotiation mode