wit

[wit @witamin23]

Steve Jobs: "Stay hungry, stay foolish"
Me: *hypoglycemic and dum*

[wit @witamin23]

crazy how someone can ruin your mood in 0.02 seconds

[wit @witamin23]

@Syonnain @chesscom @anishgiri haha yessss

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@HakamuraNikaru @basked_samosa 😲

[wit @witamin23]

oh I can't sleep, it's that me espresso ( iced latte I drank with dinner )

[Anish Giri @anishgiri]

7K likes 3K retweets and I will offer Daniel Naroditsky to get his bullet revenge tomorrow in a 50 game match or when he is up by 5 points.

[wit @witamin23]

When Anuv Jain said barishein ft. NATURE, does he mean mother nature? Cuz koi rap toh aaya nahi

[wit @witamin23]

Somebody really needs to regulate IPL team jerseys, har team ne blue jersey pehen liya hai it's so confusing

[wit @witamin23]

in my supportive gf era

[wit @witamin23]

kho gaye hum kahan

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YIL my bf hates green. You think you know a person smh

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my bf better be obsessed with me for 3 days minimum when he gets less busy

[wit @witamin23]

kho gaye hum kahan

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@ArcKau Ae hallo

[wit @witamin23]

me in college

[wit @witamin23]

phew, only a slack notif

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

unbothered
on my branch
building
writing code
ignoring tests

then suddenly I hear a ping, a notification, what could it be, surely something important

it said "good morning" and nothing less

so i ignore it
i have a product to build
this microservice is almost done to be deployed

then once again
PING

this time the message was "are you there?"

[wit @witamin23]

excuse me kajaria ji but tiles are not that deep, they are literally surface level

[wit @witamin23]

wake me up when september ends

[wit @witamin23]

slowly developing a crush on square barber👀

[wit @witamin23]

it's funny cuz it's true

[wit @witamin23]

not me consistently reading nasolacrimal duct as Niko defense league