WitandWisdom

Here for shits and giggles

[WitandWisdom @witandwisdom21]

@aravind I think you did get it right - markets have crashed today. Don’t second guess your intuition.

[WitandWisdom @witandwisdom21]

@ShivAroor So I guess new agenda for the next Ctrl+Alt+Def episode?

[WitandWisdom @witandwisdom21]

@AMIT_GUJJU @grok is this video legitimate?

[WitandWisdom @witandwisdom21]

Luckhurst has yet to realise he has been frozen out. 😂

[Samuel Luckhurst @samuelluckhurst]

Radio silence from #mufc early this morning amid enquiry on Tielemans before it emerged. Drastic change of plans after missing out on prime midfield targets. A good player but sense of chaos engulfing United. Missing out on targets, a deal collapsing and moving for older target than intended. Club also denied they had agreed £48m + £2m in add-ons for Andrey Santos last week, only for it to be confirmed the following day.

[WitandWisdom @witandwisdom21]

@KhargoshJantaP Ratio’d 😂

[WitandWisdom @witandwisdom21]

Grammar died.

[WitandWisdom @witandwisdom21]

Who’s gonna tell him he’s not funny? 😂

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Who’s gonna tell him about geopolitics being funny?

[WitandWisdom @witandwisdom21]

@nofreeces @HarshKapoor_ Even his not so decent movies make more money than you’ll ever probably earn in your entrie life. 😂

@HarshKapoor_

[WitandWisdom @witandwisdom21]

@sabeer Those were 4 words, bud.

[WitandWisdom @witandwisdom21]

@kkstau That is true, but the source of that electricity may not necessarily be green.

[WitandWisdom @witandwisdom21]

Bagga sahab, first he is not asking for a PM position, aap tweet padhiye. Aur dusri baat, why can’t a muslim become a mayor?

I don’t agree with this guy’s politics and think he is a liar and a propagandist, but merit par koi jeete toh usme kya bura hai.

[Tajinder Bagga @TajinderBagga]

Why does Cockrache @abhijeet_dipke want a Muslim PM in India?

[WitandWisdom @witandwisdom21]

Low IQ comedians of this country can’t comprehend the difference between an Italian women trying to actively undermine India’s interests (CCP MoU) and a head of state having great camaraderie with the Indian PM.

[Atul Khatri @one_by_two]

How Karma comes back to bite you. At one time Andh Bhakts used to hate Italian women.

[WitandWisdom @witandwisdom21]

@kushal_mehra In fact, he’s not not even one of the more successful Indian comics - his comedy is often tired and a snoozefest. On top of it he is also a really really poor actor.

[WitandWisdom @witandwisdom21]

When comedians try to behave like gigachad political/socioeconomic know it alls and treat pushback on naive views as hate/attacks, you know how seriously to take them.

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

In the near future, as this economic crisis unfolds, it’s going to be important for us to ask questions of our leadership. When you do, your replies and your timeline will be flooded with hate and attacks. Don’t take it personally, it simply means the question was a really good one. The quality of the question is directly proportional to the number of anonymous replies.

[WitandWisdom @witandwisdom21]

@sidhant @grok summarise the verdict for me.

[WitandWisdom @witandwisdom21]

Idiots like this guy give a bad name to the RW.

[BhikuMhatre @MumbaichaDon]

B£00dywood Joker Kiara Advani's उच्च विचार- "I'll let my daughter date as many men she wants. No need to marry guy she dates, she can EXPLORE"

Says she herself did same before settling down with Siddharth Malhotra👌

Reminded me 1 American phrase: 'Bitches don't train Bitches, they just raise them to survive'

There was a reason why in olden times Bhands were not allowed to stay with the society. Were forced to stay outside the villages or cities.

[WitandWisdom @witandwisdom21]

5 seats in TN and these guys are behaving as if something groundbreaking has happened. 😂😂

Begaani shaadi me abdulla dewaane. 😂😂😂

[Bharat Jodo @bharatjodo]

We are coming...! 🔥

[WitandWisdom @witandwisdom21]

Then everyone will blame ECI and EVM for losing. Can’t get their act together and want to run governments.

[Dhanya Rajendran @dhanyarajendran]

I guess INDIA alliance as it was is over after the Congress chose to walk out.

Akhilesh is also making his unhappiness clear

What irked the DMK the most is the Congress not even bothering to inform MK Stalin about their decision, unlike other allies who have been in consultation.

Congress says why should we inform. Now we see, the Repercussions are national.

[WitandWisdom @witandwisdom21]

Such democracy, much wow.

[Sreyashi Dey @SreyashiDey]

#TMC forms #DisciplinaryCommittee to take action against #TMC leaders who speak against the party publicly:

Derek O’Brien
Firhad Hakim
Chandrima Bhattacharya
Subhasish Chakraborty
Ashima Patra

[WitandWisdom @witandwisdom21]

@Iyervval The mood in Bengal - this is a bhadralok friend of mine.