imagine if the whole “she thinks i’m your pet” thing leads to some lengthy discussion and Ilya def vents about it to the team without thinking how it sounds and they'll never live it down
#hollanov
fledgling vampire ilya is disowned by his master because his fangs never grew in. he’s seen as a burden - useless, unable to hunt or feed himself, and dependent on others
ilya starves more often than not until he meets shane, a born vampire, who, for some reason, brings him on hunts, bites the prey open and lets ilya feed from the fresh wound
ilya learns that divorces are illegal in the vatican city and he’s whining and pouting and trying to convince shane to get their marriage registered there