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New to twitter (& most social media). I’ve been a total recluse for a while & haven’t been online a lot until now. 20 years old.

[Name @witchblooms]

My roommate changed my profile setup.

[Name @witchblooms]

I just realized some of my old posts have words I don’t remember posting nor would I say. I think my roommate edited some of them before they were submitted.

[Name @witchblooms]

@faynonaforever We are not wed. Do not call me this where anyone can see it.

[Name @witchblooms]

I make all of these posts on my phone. Today my roommate is teaching me how to use a computer. It feels a little sacrilegious, but I’ll try for her.

[Name @witchblooms]

I keep getting teased for being like an “elderly woman” according to my friends.

[Name @witchblooms]

Roommate says our relationship is “peak youri”. I do not know how to use search engines and I am embarrassed to admit that to her. These posts are public, right? Can someone explain to me what that means?

[Name @witchblooms]

Roommate made fun of me for snacking on a head of lettuce. I used to feel anxious when she made fun of me, because I thought it was critique. Now I find it somewhat endearing, and she gets flustered when I tease her back.

[Name @witchblooms]

My roommate has told me to tweet about Degrees Of Brutality Eden Evil Ass Surgery. Whatever that means.

[Name @witchblooms]

On days I don’t have work I like to run any errands I have then come home and hang out with the roommate. Don’t have a lot to do today, so I relax in the living room and she lays against me while I pet her head like a cat. I’m not much of an artist, but I wanted to draw it.

[Name @witchblooms]

My roommate keeps changing things without me noticing. I may have since left the church, but my faith will not be shaken. I won‘t allow it.

[Name @witchblooms]

Very cloudy this morning. I got my hair dyed yesterday. I have a feeling it’ll be a blessed week.

[Name @witchblooms]

Very cloudy this morning. I got my hair dyed yesterday. I have a feeling it’ll be a blessed week.

[Name @witchblooms]

My roommate helped me make my twitter account, and only now have I realized she set my location to “My dungeon”? What does this mean?

[Name @witchblooms]

I played it for a couple days, and then totally forgot about it all over again. How dreadfully clumsy of me.

[Name @witchblooms]

I think I finally understand why people enjoy social media. I have been up all night simply playing my game and posting about it. Now I have other ways to pass the time other than prayer.

[Name @witchblooms]

I think I finally understand why people enjoy social media. I have been up all night simply playing my game and posting about it. Now I have other ways to pass the time other than prayer.

[Name @witchblooms]

What

[Name @witchblooms]

For someone who was never allowed social media up until they were 18 and only started using twitter now I think I’m really good at it.

[Name @witchblooms]

A brown fox? Do they jump over the lazy hounds??

[Name @witchblooms]

I think he has a different perception of my character from who she actually is.

[Name @witchblooms]

My friend dared me to swim all the way out to deepest part of the sea and swim there till I pass out. According to her I was supposed to get taken by pirates, but instead the hospital got me. Then the police, who put me in the pillory for my crimes. Then when I finally got out—

[Name @witchblooms]

after getting raped multiple times, I passed out at school and was sent to the asylum. Tragedy.

[Name @witchblooms]

My friend dared me to swim all the way out to deepest part of the sea and swim there till I pass out. According to her I was supposed to get taken by pirates, but instead the hospital got me. Then the police, who put me in the pillory for my crimes. Then when I finally got out—

[Name @witchblooms]

My character since last I posted her. I dyed her hair and bought her contacts, but she honestly looks too much like my mother and less like me. Maybe I’ll change her do up again, or make a new one.