Dad's best friend, a ruggedly handsome man with a quick wit and easy laugh, cruises down the winding country road.
Spotting me walking along the edge, he slows down, rolling down his window.
"Hey there kiddo, why don't you hop in and I'll give you a lift?"
I climb aboard, grateful for the unexpected rescue.
We chug beers from the ice chest in the trunk, swapping stories as the sun dips below the horizon.
After several rounds, my host suggests, with a wicked glint in his eye.
"Well, buddy, you got two choices. Either walk back to town drunk - it's about twelve miles - or you can bend over the hood of my car so I can dump a massive load up in your ass. Choice is yours.โ
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