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Terror clouds Me

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Documenting my final Days

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@poopswag88 What was your line

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your esoteric passion project is always more important than any woman

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@MortaliTay The norhawk

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@queenbiscuit311 @CasualThursday The way it's projected to get progressively hotter every day

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So here is my skit
hey man did you cut your hair?
no it just fell out

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@Viceroyspawn On my 10th jab this week I feel so alive

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@No1hypocrite coworker told me abt how another coworker with a bf she's buying a house with flew to another state for a two man

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What i learned from my restaurant job is that everyone is cheating on their parter to the most absurd degree

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a lot of Y'all want the bread but be scared of the crust #facts

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at the tattoo shop like Yo do yall take Joaquins

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They should invent a summer in Texas that isn't 12 months long

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is this part of the script or what 😭 do they all say this

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When the question so retarded you have to just pretend you didn't hear it

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I'm trying to get some ZZ Top tonight

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I would trade my wife and first born for more meth

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hit so many people with my car today but I don't think I even smiled once