Miss Behavin™️

idgaf god sent me to piss the world off ♈️ (for legal reasons this is all a joke)

[Miss Behavin™️ @witchdontcare]

heyyyy big head

[Miss Behavin™️ @witchdontcare]

never thought i’d be the girl that wasn’t allowed to do things but life is crazy, i’m back twitter (fuck x)

[Miss Behavin™️ @witchdontcare]

@moreonkyle or a bat

[Nabibi🐝 @lolajaey]

I’ve tasted Unemployment and I’ve tasted 9-5.
I recommend not being born.

[Miss Behavin™️ @witchdontcare]

@_linds_linds girl i’m crying

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you could literally drag a man out of hell and he will make sure to drag you to hell to make himself feel better about being a loser lmao

[Miss Behavin™️ @witchdontcare]

my bf is always driving in the farthest lane away from the lane we need to be in and it drives me fucking crazy

[Miss Behavin™️ @witchdontcare]

being relentlessly internet stalked by multiple people should i post some ass for them since that’s what they’re looking for

[Miss Behavin™️ @witchdontcare]

when your instagram stories keep getting viewed by a random and you click on it and it’s like “your man and 76 others follow this whore” cool

[Miss Behavin™️ @witchdontcare]

i really gotta stop eating so much 😅

[Miss Behavin™️ @witchdontcare]

i love being a woman because i can just sell a couple pictures of my legs and buy those earrings i had my eyes on

[Miss Behavin™️ @witchdontcare]

important update:

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i went to lunch yesterday and when i came back one of my favorite coworkers was gone and had gotten fired halfway through the day 🤔

[INTERIOR PORN @INTERIORPORN1]

1980s chrome pool table

[Miss Behavin™️ @witchdontcare]

my coworkers had a potluck for my last day and the bitch that tried to get me in trouble decided to cut the cake someone made me first for herself and we were purposely excluding her 😭😂😂😂

[Miss Behavin™️ @witchdontcare]

why do old people literally go out of their way to be difficult like does it give them joy to make themselves upset for being a ridiculous person

[Miss Behavin™️ @witchdontcare]

adulting is so irritating because how did Excel get my mothers address and send her the bill?? Like it wasn’t even listed on the account I made?!

[Miss Behavin™️ @witchdontcare]

is it an r? and L? and e? nobody knows

[Miss Behavin™️ @witchdontcare]

why do boomers think it’s necessary to write in cursive all the time like fuck your fancy letters nobody can read that shit

[Miss Behavin™️ @witchdontcare]

you look like you went to CU Boulder (derogatory)