soumia

fuck off

[soumia @witchielady69]

not papas orchard

[ray⋆｡⁷♚ @rayshonest]

i saw this coming. #unemployed

[soumia @witchielady69]

Eating a thick New York bagel is a spiritual experience

[soumia @witchielady69]

why do chipotle bowls fight so hard when you want to put their hat back on I’m sorry like

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

it starts raining and all of a sudden everyone forgets how to drive. fuck israel

[soumia @witchielady69]

such a people pleaser I scroll thru the online ordering options till I find the one preferred by the restaurant

[soumia @witchielady69]

I miss the 70s when rock stars were ugly hot

[soumia @witchielady69]

shit getting so bad I’m thinking about trying religion again

[soumia @witchielady69]

happy stars wars fans are fucking annoying day

[soumia @witchielady69]

if u ever see me buy one of those fuckass food stools that ppl collect from Marshall’s hospitalize me that’s a cry for help

[soumia @witchielady69]

having ambient low lighting in ur room is all fun and games till you step outside after getting ready and look fucking chopped

[soumia @witchielady69]

the fact that Cory booker and Rupaul are cousins just makes so much sense to me

[soumia @witchielady69]

rt to pass on the good luck

[bam !? @4azai]

MY DAD KILLED HIMSELF

[soumia @witchielady69]

I feel like the Friends cast is a great example of why you shouldn’t marry white people bc they age like dogshit ig serves them right for being zionists

[soumia @witchielady69]

how I got into my last relationship

[devin 🎱 cbus @fartpog]

saw this guy and said Ew ew ew ew ew ew ugly and then felt so bad i cried and bought him

[soumia @witchielady69]

every day I realize my obsession with the irish runs deeper than I thought

[soumia @witchielady69]

soft launching getting a buzz cut by doing a slick back bun

[soumia @witchielady69]

not cool that one of the defining traits of Sagittarius folks is that they’re obsessed w semantics

[Owen @miseblock]

Reading in bed with the weed pen resting on the other pillow