kirklandflower

my family calls me mommy but you can call me mommy

[Niners (2-0) @N_I_N_E_R_S]

I’m California rich…bills are paid, gas is full in my car, rent is paid, and no money in the bank.

[kirklandflower @witchkaseyisit]

@AdrienneRoyer @AnnLee28809307 @bugsandfishes Good thing those are all readily available both in store or online for free. Google and blogs existed long before the takeover of AI.

[diva @divaagurlxw]

I fucking love people who become more themselves with age. Stranger taste. Clearer boundaries. Louder laugh. Less interest in impressing random people. Watching somebody slowly stop auditioning for the world is fucking beautiful.

[kirklandflower @witchkaseyisit]

@AnnLee28809307 @bugsandfishes Sounds like you’re just incapable of thinking for yourself

[birds' hell @saturnalreturn]

The way people talk about ADHD on here is a psyop to trick you into not doing things and being a loser. You can read books, you can show up on time, you can work a job, you can do the dishes. You can do anything

[kirklandflower @witchkaseyisit]

This is so first world… but allll that schooling and debt and they *only* make $120k?????

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

They are doctors technically…it’s a doctorate degree. They make $120k+ a year in Walmart or a grocery store. They are fine.

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

We’re killing the planet… for you to see what you look like as a crackhead….you can literally just go smoke crack…..

[kirklandflower @witchkaseyisit]

@DrHadizaib @_wej01 AI SLOPPPPPP 🍅

[S @even_steven8tht]

I don’t think there’s a statement that better captures the conservative world view

[cee @1ovesickkk]

when someone lets me down and it triggers my hyper-independence and the belief that i dont need anybody in my life

[MaKhoza🍯 @jaytcoza]

One hard rule I have for parenting is if you are tickling a child and they are asking you to stop you stop. Even if they are laughing.

[kirklandflower @witchkaseyisit]

@pagan_hoetry Any employee that makes our lives easier can do whatever the fuck they want… and they know that. Which is why we’ve never had an employee quit in our 6 years of business.

[Claire @SrorthCrr]

@Lexxiewith2Xs got sent this today, no idea if it's related to your tweet

[kirklandflower @witchkaseyisit]

@funnyrat8 @comradeskreeonk Real. I’m never late but I will push off every single task unless you give me a due date.

[kirklandflower @witchkaseyisit]

I’m just happy that Kim Kardashian is finally dating someone good looking

[livv🪽 @d1gitalluvvr_]

y’all ever get pissed at someone’s negative mindset like why do you want to be wanna be miserable so bad?

[farroupilha prensado @arrobas_laras]

será q quando eu tiver 60 anos ainda vou falar q vou me matar pra qualquer inconveniência

[𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘 ᥫ᭡ @UnburdenedGal]

If he can’t cognitively make the decision himself THEN WHY THE FUCK IS HE EVEN ALLOWED TO BE THERE????