Emily

I'm amazing. That's all you need to know.

[Emily @witchofdeserts]

@Usernametood @pearlythingz @DrewAfualo You know normally I hate body shaming of women. But it's Pearl so I'll allow it 😂😂

[Nicole Minét @mouvement33]

🧵I don't know who needs to hear this but Donald Trump raped and sexually assaulted a 13-year-old girl from Epstein's child sex trafficking ring multiple times. Not just any 13-year-old girl, one that looked like his daughter Ivanka who was 13 years old that same year. Her name is Katie Johnson. Here is the complaint she filed in 2016. After being threatened with death, she dropped her case...just 4 days before the election. Donald Trump is a pedophile. That's why he was such good friends with a convicted pedophile. This isn't difficult to understand. Read her entire 6-page complaint. #IBelieveKatie

[Emily @witchofdeserts]

Who wants to be my #paypig

[Emily @witchofdeserts]

Get you a man who runs back to the apartment to get you sunscreen cause you a pale ass bitch.

[Emily @witchofdeserts]

@RR_kray @FriarLukus @sazzeroni Very much pick me attitude for those billionaires lol

[Emily @witchofdeserts]

I swear I'm not terrible
I'm just emotional

[Emily @witchofdeserts]

Join me: I'm raising funds to help Mercury Stardust's 2nd Annual TikTok-a-Thon for Trans Healthcare https://t.co/Thx7KF17b6

[Emily @witchofdeserts]

I hurt my back yesterday and had to work a 12 today. I came over to my boyfriend's. He had aleve and a water ready for me. And he was getting a bath ran for me to soak in while he made pizza. He's honestly the best man I've dated in a long ass time.

[Emily @witchofdeserts]

"I'm a cougar now too. Why is every guy I talk to 22?"
"You're 23"
"I'm almost 24"

[Emily @witchofdeserts]

We know who we are, but know not what we may be.

[Emily @witchofdeserts]

Fitting that the patient with the South will rise again homemade tattoo would leave a shit stain on my CT table ✌🏻

[Emily @witchofdeserts]

@jaredsuxx Okay zaddy

[Emily @witchofdeserts]

My boyfriend whose 9 years younger than me just said 2006 was a long time ago. That's the year I graduated. 😑

[Emily @witchofdeserts]

@lexiiuncensored He's just mad cause even if you weren't making adult content, you still wouldn't sleep with him.

[Emily @witchofdeserts]

Have we all driven in a blizzard to get some D?

[Emily @witchofdeserts]

There is a difference between understanding and forgiveness. It's possible to have one without the other.

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

Thirteen years later, it’s aged like the finest of wines. Love you @Pink

[Emily @witchofdeserts]

My least favorite thing about dating a younger guy is waitresses giving my ID a double take when they see my age compared to his 🙄