aspiring wow player

98% of video game players quit right before the game finishes their college degree for them. hi i'm linny

[aspiring wow player @witchvision]

Does it squirt?
> Yes
> Occasionally
> Once
> No

[aspiring wow player @witchvision]

@MrJGalluzzo can i has

[aspiring wow player @witchvision]

seeyouinthesoil i miss you so much

[James F. Thomas (of IDLEWILD) @james_f_thomas]

two middle-aged white guys in basketball shorts just walked past me and my boyfriend while we were kissing and one of them yelled semi-homophobically “WHOA! Those guys are REALLY ENJOYING it” and then quickly added, as if remembering, “Love is precious”

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Not. Good. Review coming soon

[Grace @gracecamille_]

First ever dinner w coworker and she was like “I’m going to go cruising tonight” and i was like i dont think that means what you think it does and she was like “im going to try to find a stranger to have sex with in public”. Like ok that’s my b

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

When skinny people eat nothing but junk food we accept genetics are far more important than diet, but when overweight people are constantly dieting, people can't accept that for some reason. They must be eating in secret or something

[aspiring wow player @witchvision]

does everyone else hear music in their head 24/7

[aspiring wow player @witchvision]

ok i think i should never be embarassed about using my mobility aids for my spinal cord injury in public ever again bc these cornballs are doing it for much stupider reasons

[່ @tylerduran21]

@ok_but_still all this for a 7-10 month recovery time and the loss of being able to run and play sports 💀

[aspiring wow player @witchvision]

i have people blocked on duolingo

[aspiring wow player @witchvision]

james gunn threatens to direct a movie

[DCU Brief @DCUBrief]

James Gunn's DCU begins next week!

Here's every project he's announced so far.

A THREAD 🧵

[brandon* @brndxix]

it’s just mind boggling that this type of behavior will go unpunished

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

most recent doctor i saw walked into the room an hour late & first thing he said was “so you developed anorexia at 22. that’s weird.”