Joyce Lazzaro

[Steven Huffman @Poeslawisalive]

The National Guard, along with local police, have been dispatched to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool to guard the algae.

As you can see at the end of this clip, the algae is safe. Well done.

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

“They begged to have a picture with me.”

[Giorgia Meloni @GiorgiaMeloni]

Io e l’Italia non imploriamo mai.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

Trump blames the pool algae on vandalism. Yes, vandalism in DC is rampant. Last year vandals destroyed half the White House. Last week a gang of criminals ripped up the South Lawn and staged a fight club. A few months ago some cretin graffitied the Kennedy Center with his name!

[gino.eth 💽 @GinoTheGhost]

The Reflecting Pool is a perfect metaphor for the Trump administration:

- Ignore experts and science
- Overspend
- Declare early, historic victory
- "THE LEFT HATE THIS"
- Ends in total failure
- Unfounded conspiracies about sabotage
- MAGA pretends it doesn't actually matter

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

This iconic duo meme just got upgraded. 😂

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In an emotional moment, President Obama just thanked President Joe Biden for being one of the best choices he ever made. This is incredible.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

here is Mamdani's entire speech at the Knicks parade, which is easily the best speech I've ever heard at an event of this sort

[Acyn @Acyn]

Letterman: Mrs. Obama and Mr. Obama… oh my god speeches one actually listens to, speeches that consume you, that get inside you and cause you to think and feel like a lowly, worthless human being who has to strive to greatness. It's an amazing afternoon, and I'm going to shut up here in a minute because my nose is running.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.

[Amunet @freakoutsideofx]

Michelle Obama named one of the most elegant people of 2025 by Vogue 💙

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

March 9: "We're now totally independent of the Middle East. We don't need their oil."

April 1: "It doesn't really affect us. We have so much oil. We have tremendous oil and gas, much more than we need."

June 17: If I didn't agree to the MOU, we "would run out of reserves at about 4 weeks...we would really run out, and there'll be a time when you wouldn't be able to get it."

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

Barack and I never did anything alone. Through two national campaigns, eight years in the White House, and in all the years since, we had an incredible team backing us up and pushing us forward.

It was such a joy to be back together with so many of the alumni who’ve supported us over the years. We’ll forever be grateful for their work, and our country is better off thanks to their service. We love you. 💗

[Praise @tufpraise]

I know her parents didn’t name her Mexican scientist. Tf be up with these headlines? It’s 2026.

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

With $300 billion, we could end homelessness, fund cancer research for 40 years, and give every child free pre-K for over 7 years. Instead, Trump is sending it to Iran. This is not America First. Not even close.

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

Former President Joe Biden will also be in attendance for the opening of the Obama Presidential Center along with former presidents Clinton and Bush.

President Trump will not attend.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Joy Behar: “I’m so tired of Donald Trump, I can barely talk about him anymore. I am so sick of his stupidity, his dishonor, the way he talks about people, the way he presents himself to children, the way he curses and swears about people, the fact he’s so incompetent at what he does, the fact these Republicans stick by him no matter what. Why are Americans putting up with this?”

[shami @leshaami]

You know what's crazy, is the dad took his daughters in there to avoid creepy men watching them and a creepy man followed him into the women's bathroom.

[Epikuros @epikuros]

@DaniMayakovski El nivel intelectual de la policía en todas partes da mucho asco. Pistoleros a sueldo con ínfulas de tiranos. Pero la culpa es nuestra por primar las pruebas físicas por encima de las intelectuales.

[Daniel Mayakovski @DaniMayakovski]

En Los Ángeles (EEUU), una mujer celebraba la victoria de los Knicks en la NBA, cuando un vecino avisó a la policía por los ruidos... se presentaron 20 policías y fusilaron a su perro, un "peligroso" Golden Doodle, al abrir la puerta de casa.

EEUU, un régimen policial donde te fusilan al perro si chillas en tu casa demasiado alto... la policía no te protege, tú eres quién tiene que protegerse de la policía.