Witchy Sam

small hands, big heart

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Turning point USA? More like toilet paper USA

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Elisa runs a nonprofit brothel #seekingbrotherhusband

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I was sick most of this week, and so the kinders asked me where I was and I jokingly said in a bat cave but I forgot that they don’t have a good grasp on sarcasm and one of the littles came up to me later today and asked why I was staying in a cave kakdjdndn

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A real question for my astrology girlies- what if you were born during a full moon? Does the moon trend not apply- AM I MY OWN SOULMATE

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@chuntttttt I gasped I was so excited to see Brotaur

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Is Ron DeSantis… an energy vampire? 🤔

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trying to teach kindergarteners the basics of subtraction is a little bit like trying to herd cats except the cats say they have questions and then go into deeply personal stories

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Superman be like “not ready to be your dad, kid, but you can definitely be my brother” and tbh same #YoungJustice #season2

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I forgot about all the war crimes done during #YoungJustice

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Somehow #YoungJustice also makes fun of Alex Jones

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There’s nothing more gay than Lex Luther making a secret love child with Superman and that’s that #YoungJustice

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About 30 people in South Dakota have gone missing since the start of 2023. Their ages range from 9 to 45 and there's barely any news about it. We can't normalize this.

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The devil works hard, but republicans work harder

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I wish I could just be paid to like be a house wife for a couple with kids but like without the sex but still have close bonds while doing the stuff that feeds my soul; a 9-5 housewife if you will

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Maxie Zeus is what Andrew Tate wishes he looked like

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My favorite thing is having watched Camp Cretaceous before other cartoons, and hearing Bens’ voice in Harley Quinn and Solar Opposites gives me whiplash

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Hot #Encanto take- Mirabel is the house the way Princess Yue is the moon

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If I ever get really famous for something I hope Ana Kasparian is the one I do my tell all with

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Also, editing is super fun bc I get to remember all the little plot things I’ve dropped along the way and reincorporate in the next draft

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I finally started reading again, for pleasure, after years of just being too burnt out to engage in something that was once the only escape I had, and one of the first books I read was @tashadrinkstea Jasmine Throne and it reignited my own love of reading and writing, tysm 💕