Nicole 🌝

Witch 🌙 Friends with Satan 🔥 Tea Slut

[Nicole 🌝 @witchycrafts_]

There are a cacophony of screaming drunkards outside my apartment. I think it has something to do with sports

[Nicole 🌝 @witchycrafts_]

@LucienGreaves

[Nicole 🌝 @witchycrafts_]

Twitter is a bad place

[Durgadas Allon Duriel, LCSW @DurgadasADuriel]

It is trauma that says, “if you don’t micromanage every element of your experience, everything will fall apart.”

[Nicole 🌝 @witchycrafts_]

@vilonious Horny joke

[Nicole 🌝 @witchycrafts_]

And a ton of it was shipped to other countries. Then it ended up in landfills there, until they had too much of it and they had to tell the US to stop. I hate it here

[Kieran @kieransofar]

did it hurt? when you realized you’ve been recycling for years and 79% of it still ends up in a landfill

[Nicole 🌝 @witchycrafts_]

Today I saw a man riding a bike with a monkey wearing a diaper on his back and was only mildly surprised, if that. I don’t know what that says about me

[Nicole 🌝 @witchycrafts_]

I also just dropped a full mug of tea, which broke, and I broke a glass dish today. What the cinnamon toast fuck is going on

[Nicole 🌝 @witchycrafts_]

Accidentally put one of my spell bags through the wash 🤦‍♀️

[Nicole 🌝 @witchycrafts_]

Accidentally put one of my spell bags through the wash 🤦‍♀️

[Nicole 🌝 @witchycrafts_]

I look away from Lil Nas X’s social media for 2 seconds and now he’s pregnant or something

[Lucien Greaves @LucienGreaves]

Any member of The Satanic Temple who resides in Texas and wishes to undergo the Satanic Abortion Ritual within the first 24 weeks of pregnancy is encouraged to reach out to us. We believe in bodily autonomy, demand our religious liberty, and are willing and able to "aid & abet."

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

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[Nicole 🌝 @witchycrafts_]

Every cat has that one piece of furniture that they sit on exclusively when they are mad

[Nicole 🌝 @witchycrafts_]

Not Michael’s shipping me four sharpie markers in 2 separate shipments via UPS

[Nicole 🌝 @witchycrafts_]

This is what I’ve been saying

[Hannah Ayoubi @boodlebrain]

men need to dress sluttier. Sorry but i'm done being silent about this

[Nicole 🌝 @witchycrafts_]

Why is 2015 just not a real year in my brain

[Nicole 🌝 @witchycrafts_]

People were a different kind of horny in the 80s

[Nicole 🌝 @witchycrafts_]

Correction: it’s 🍌I want to dick❤️

[Nicole 🌝 @witchycrafts_]

I’ve been refraining from commenting on the names of the porn bots I’ve been seeing on Instagram but I just saw one with “I want to dick” as their name and I am wheezing

[⭑.ᐟ @flvmeprincesss]

exactly