Amber

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[Amber @withani85]

I wonder if the covid hysteria feels like the aids hysteria

[Amber @withani85]

@WhimsicalAf Your mom voice cracks me up. Aside from that, this sweatshirt makes you look like you have blue contacts in your eyes

[Amber @withani85]

@Coolhtowngirl Nothing casual about it 🔥

[Amber @withani85]

If my husband would let me buy an artificial tree, we wouldn't have to argue every year about getting it straight and centered. He'd also have to deal with Christmas in July sooo...

[Amber @withani85]

My favorite part about my job is when people think we need boys to lift anything over 20 lbs

[Amber @withani85]

Do i want to read game of thrones or watch Disney+? Help me decide!

[Amber @withani85]

@WhimsicalAf The resemblance is uncanny 😂😂😂

[Amber @withani85]

@WhimsicalAf Noooo the grumpy old men from the muppets!

[Amber @withani85]

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner over the driveway, just to ensure that the neighbors never talk to me

[Amber @withani85]

I feel bad for people who think kraft is real cheese

[Amber @withani85]

@ItsSamG Ok so my bessfren told me about grilled pb and cheese sandwiches. I also thought she was crazy and then one day I got bored and tried it. It's good, it really is

[Trey @treydayway]

I've seen enough racist on here and in real life to know that trump could still win...dems better be smart

[Suugah Boogah @N_Doemostmuted]

I can handle anything that you throw at me just don't lie

[Amber @withani85]

@idahohioan If you know what i mean. Well, you just explained it, and I'm not a complete moron, so yes i do know what you mean

[Amber @withani85]

It's finally the time of year i can leave waters outside to be cold instead of all the real estate they take up in my fridge.

[Amber @withani85]

Sent my niece some pictures of clothes I'm wanting to get rid of. She makes me feel old

[Amber @withani85]

*ny

[Amber @withani85]

@WhimsicalAf Doodle talks a lot of shit, because he knows his beautiful gf is right behind him

[Amber @withani85]

@WhimsicalAf I admire your tenacity. I do not have the patience for such people-y peopleness