chase

[𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐘 @X_Bill_Gl]

When my friend started experiencing psychosis ppl got mad at me for meeting her where she was at in reality bc I was “feeding her delusions”

Bro we’re chatting with the trees calmly. She started to get upset at the thunderstorm that rolled in, saying Zeus was angry with her. I pointed at the sky and said “that’s Thor bro you’re chillin” and she was like oh you right thanks. Idk. Yall just be upsetting vulnerable people instead of actually looking at how they seem to be FEELING. 1/2

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Tomorrow it’s time @KingJames

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @synaxx_x]

"why do you always wear long sleeve shirts"

[DUMB B!TCH @dumbbitchzine]

Your life is pointless, adds nothing to the world and has no meaning whatsoever besides giving your parents a son and making purchases. Trading isn’t doing anything, first of all. It’s a pathetic, lazy, Jеwish way of making money. It has no value. There are people in this world performing multiple life-saving surgeries on people, there are people who make sure the trains run on time and the city has power, and this is what you do. You should be ashamed of yourself. There are men designing video games, imagining the characters and storyline, programming the game, making the soundtrack for it, every single detail of the games you play have someone behind it who spends many hours a day doing something interesting. Then they play some games, just like you do, but they pay attention to the design of the game and the work of the creators because they love it and it fascinates and inspires them. You are a completely uninspired person, and the whole concept of trading is noxiously uninspiring. You just “trade” and then play the games they create. You have no adventures in your real life like the games and you create nothing yourself. You have no storyline, visuals or characters. If you were on a train track and a corporation was on another train track and the train had to go over one track, then the corporation should be the one saved. With your kind of money and time, you could be riding a horse, becoming fluent in another language, or stargazing through a high quality telescope. You have no imagination or interest in life. You are a lump. Your only purpose in your marriage is to give your wife money to shop and go have some fun with other people. You are to be drained and extracted from, like a crater in the Earth.

[Ninja @Ninja]

Heart been broke so many times I don’t know what to believe, mama says it’s my fault, it’s my fault I wear my heart on my sleeve.

[SAUCE GARDNER @iamSauceGardner]

Lebron James.... welcome to the Indiana Pacers

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

Imagine being able to see solutions to problems that are obvious to you, but stupid people refuse to even try to understand them in favor of ideas which will make things worse, not just for themselves, but the society you live in.

Those people outnumber you nearly fifty to one.

[HIMIBURTON @himiburton]

kevin pritchard don’t make me hate you bruh they giving players away out here

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

I've moved on from "ragebait."

Now, I create "thinkbait." Tweets that make you reflect on the human condition.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

These Billionaires did not get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

[໊ @chrollosoll]

He got caught for allegedly stealing alcohol & he’s like 13

Then decides to go on live & record it

[Caleb @OKCowboysBraves]

🚨BREAKING: Giannis Antetokounmpo has pooped and farted, per himself

He enjoys it

[HikiPTG @HikiPTG]

i want to not worry about money and to be able to sit around drinking, practicing piano, and shitposting/gaming on my computer in a room all alone until i die of undiagnosed, preventable disease

[🦌 @SnellSZN]

B̸r̶e̵a̴k̸i̶n̸g̴ ̷n̵e̸w̴s̵:̷ ̷G̸i̷a̶n̸n̶i̵s̵ ̵A̵n̵t̶e̸t̵o̴k̶o̵u̶n̷m̸p̶o̷ ̵ ̸̨̛̻̻͖͚̖̳̘̄̀͂̎͗̈́T̸̨͉̮̩̰̭̗̱̝̔͆̅̾̃̀̃̾̃̿̏̇͝ͅŗ̴̺̳͉̝̠͕̹̪͔̯̾̓̈͐̌̐͊̍̉͆͑͒̇̄̉̔͊͜a̸̢̛͖̳͍͈̎̊̈̊̉̇̄̈́̆͋̿͌̒͐̐͠d̶̡̙̹̞̞̻̞͚̱͍͉̟̼͓̙̥̭̈́ę̷̛͈̥̱̫̤̬̤̭̹́͂̑̏́̃͆͌̈́̒ͅ🚨🚨

[Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports]

The Milwaukee Bucks could possibly trade Giannis this off-season, or they could possibly not, a source tells @SharmsCharania 👀

[Shisui @Shisui_1431]

Smurfing is actually harder than I thought bro how do you outsmart people that don’t think

[Nornal Guy 🧙‍♂️ @theralkia]

Your worst sin is that you killed your ego and became schizophrenic for nothing

[pingu @pingu4ll]

your frontal lobe is fully formed when you start to think birds are cool