DR. diablona

gab chronicles, bored tweeting, & song lyrics. she/her

[DR. diablona @withlovegab]

Every obstacle is an opportunity.

[𝑌𝑎𝑧𝑧𝑦𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑧 @yazzyvibes]

i be wanting to act mysterious but unfortunately i’m hilarious and have things to say

[. @nolabelcherik]

goodbye goodbye james mcavoy as charles you were bigger than the whole sky

[ً @artfuIchaos]

i think we should bring back the concept of waking up on weekends and watching cartoons first thing in the morning.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

I’m part of the generation that saw a full set go from $25 to $127😭

[G. F. Allen @AuthorGFAllen]

being a bookworm and a chronic doomscroller is a very confusing combination.

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

yeah breakups suck but have you ever been in love with a restaurant that closed down

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Whoever came up with “lefty loosey, righty tighty” absolutely knocked it out of the park

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

can we normalize putting summaries on the back of books again instead of reviews? I just genuinely want to know what the book is about before picking it up.

[O.W. Root @owroot]

The fact that you can't even make out on a bench in Central Park without someone recording you on their iPhone and then posting it to social media as some kind of bit is everything that's wrong with society and I am not joking. The surveillance state (administered by an actual state or by the millions of people with phones who want to embarrass people on their TL) is essentially the least romantic thing imaginable in both the love sense and the living sense. It is anti-romantic and anti-life. Part of the reason why the before world was fun was the fact that you didn't have this kind of thing. The ability to do something without it being documented and recorded is the difference between being free vs an animal locked in a cage. There is a direct correlation between everyone constantly being afraid that someone is going to record them and post it somewhere and society becoming more neurotic, less fun, more boring, and less alive.

The self-administered surveillance state is the enemy of life.

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

We are in reboot hell

[pulga @f1eafag]

i dunno how people work full time and come home to a CHILD. i be feeling like this after the work week

[kay🔆 @novusluna]

Me grabbing clothes out the dryer without a basket

[Ethical DJ 🌟👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏿 @ebonyyempire]

I couldn’t be a director I’d get on here callin yall all types of idiots

[miia @miiagarro]

biggest ick is a man who overpromises and underdelivers

could’ve just stfu

[alxndr @alexaldente]

This man is going on two decades of consistently proving he is an absolute piece of shit and it’s so embarrassing that anyone still listens and supports him

[DR. diablona @withlovegab]

True life: I miss my man and I’m
Going to crash out about it

[DR. diablona @withlovegab]

And a special thank you to Jordan woods & her purse 🙂‍↕️

[fresh @fauxfresh]

couldn’t tell you nothing about this show other than i loved it

[Yaman @erymngk]

birini tüm kusurlarıyla sevebiliyorken birinin beni sevmesi için kusursuz olmam gerekiyormuş gibi hissediyorum.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5,000 years.