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I don't tweet much but when I do it's usually about family, food or football #RavensFlock

[Farhan Lalji @FarhanLaljiTSN]

For those that are wondering if the @CFL is a potential landing spot for QB Brendan Sorsby. The answer is no:
“Upholding the integrity of the league and ensuring fair competition are paramount to the CFL. The allegations involving Brendan Sorsby are serious and concerning. At this time, the CFL will not register a contract for him, and no team will be permitted to add him to its negotiation list.”

[JOLLY RANCHER @Jolly_Rancher]

Green Apple is the best flavor and it’s not even close.

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

lots of things can be lost. How the hell do you lose a whole ass giraffe though?

[BMORE Reeta @theNFLchick]

That hood is TIGHT

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

So Temu Commodus is doing the Hunger Games now?

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

Have you not seen better looking sewage plants?

[New York Times Education Pitchbot @GreyLadiesNYC]

There Are a Pleasantly Surprising Number of Parents Who Are Cool With Letting Me Try to Kill Their Kids

By Robert F Kennedy Jr.

[Kyle Youmans @Kyle_Youmans]

Good morning, Baltimore! 💜🐦‍⬛

Excited to join the #RavensFlock and provide the soundtrack to a new era of @Ravens football!

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

I wish people would stop spreading scurrilous rumours that President Trump is constantly shitting himself in public. After all, it’s perfectly normal to place a black mat underneath him when he visited the Fox News studio with its white sofa yesterday…

[BMORE Reeta @theNFLchick]

This Sorsby situation is just one big entitlement story after another. First the NCAA now the NFL. No one owes him shit. Where are his PR people? Maybe he should actually pretend to care about what he did and work on rehabilitation tactics before forcing people’s hands

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

4 years ago today, the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade.

[Lauren Vidas @BroadAndMarket]

All I can say about the reflecting pool debacle is that I thought it would be impossible to top the Four Seasons Landscaping plot line, but having the guy who said he was gonna drain the swamp accidentally MAKE A GIANT SWAMP is giving it a run for its money.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

These assholes drove right over the coating. It's not even a vehicular traffic coating (which is meant to be driven on), and they're wondering why it's pealing? Was it even cured? These people are fucking stupid and can't own up to their own mistakes.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

The tally, so far.

[Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep @RossKneeDeep]

Lol!!! Think again.

[aniya’s #1 defender @welp1992]

She really started Summer House as a bootycall trying to be chosen and left 10 years later as a bootycall trying to be chosen.

Humiliating.

#summerhouse #inthecity

[Dr. Brian Goldman @NightShiftMD]

I want to remind you that the grifter RFK Jr says the HPV vaccine CAUSES cancer which is demonstrably false.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Unreal.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Clips are going viral of the new $14M paint on the Reflecting Pool peeling off just 12 days after the pool reopened.