Marshall

you can find me in the kitchen. but don't ask me to make you a sandwich.

[Marshall @withthiswhisk]

My new temporary cube mate eats brussel sprouts at his desk & slathers Japanese cherry blossom lotion on his hands every hour. #killme

[Marshall @withthiswhisk]

Thinking of going Paleo 🤔

[Marshall @withthiswhisk]

Am I seriously sensitive to stevia? Is this honestly a thing 😩

[Marshall @withthiswhisk]

Why did my car insurance go up $47?? I've had ONE speeding ticket and it was 7 months ago. I'm so angry right now. #thanksprogressive

[Marshall @withthiswhisk]

@seersuckersass Oooh I definitely will. Thanks!

[Marshall @withthiswhisk]

@seersuckersass I know they look so pretty, but I mean it's your EYES. I'm so paranoid haha

[Marshall @withthiswhisk]

Has anyone ever gotten eyelash extensions? I think I want them, but I'm not sure they are worth it.

[Marshall @withthiswhisk]

My bedroom is a sauna.

[Marshall @withthiswhisk]

After not working out for 2 weeks, leg day just kicked my ass.

[Marshall @withthiswhisk]

Rewatching the first season of Glee. You know, back when it was good.

[Marshall @withthiswhisk]

@classycathleen Lol my friend's boss got that one too

[Marshall @withthiswhisk]

I want to chop my hair off again.

[Marshall @withthiswhisk]

I wish I loved my job.

[Marshall @withthiswhisk]

Eating tuna in my cube like a dick.

[Marshall @withthiswhisk]

I just want to read @sarahdessen books in my bed and snuggle with my puppy all day. Why do I have to be an adult?

[Marshall @withthiswhisk]

My favorite shoes betrayed me and gave me a huge blister on my big toe. This is why I have trust issues.

[Marshall @withthiswhisk]

Just ripped my dress and spilled my entire bag of cough drops in the floor of my car. This is the most annoying Tuesday. #fail

[Marshall @withthiswhisk]

Most days I low key hate my job, but today we had food trucks and beer after our Quarterly Meeting so it wasn't all a bust.

[Marshall @withthiswhisk]

Daily struggle: Wanting a hot summer body, yet eating a grilled cheese every day for lunch.