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There are only two hard things in Computer Science: escaping CSV strings,

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@YIMBYLAND We're all moving to Jersey City!

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The 3 stages of investigating a service disruption:

1. It's not DNS
2. It might be DNS
3. It was DNS

https://t.co/fXNUc3oBUn

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@ErinMPerrine Hi there, during the show you said "Donald Trump did concede the 2020 election. We can find the tapes. 100% I know for sure I saw it." Can you please post a link to what you saw?

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@LookoutSCruz ONION: middle-aged white guy from wealthy family OK with racist, sexist, fascist administration.

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grep -v BREAKING

[State Senator Jesse Arreguín @JesseArreguin]

Students entering 5th grade and up are invited to attend a free, 3-day coding workshop at Berkeley Public Library from 3:30-5:30 PM today! Sign up here: https://t.co/4c73BObaXv

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I guess we owe Richard Nixon an apology for thinking he was a crook all these years ✌️

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@dloft I saw you joined a Ruby on Rails shop! I'd love to talk tech with you again sometime.

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@norpadon It's not a choice, it's a lifestyle.

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@soren_iverson Teslas should do this automatically and give 1% to @elonmusk

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@carolinemauger Add me! https://t.co/lSQ9SoZtM6

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@brent_noorda Schizophrenia https://t.co/aSo3P50JGb

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@MagnusCarlsen Tryna get better wifi

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

I cannot believe Bob Barker lived as close to 100 as possible without going over.

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@ITYSL @TheOnion Do any of these fuckers ever blast out of the wall and pay like $8 for a huge blue checkmark?

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@__apf__ Rep the East Bay with this wallpaper https://t.co/EfwP17rHaY

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@RudyGiuliani @77WABCradio @PeteButtigieg @SouthwestAir @JoeBiden That hurts, coming from the guy who held a press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

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@brent_noorda It was already BLACK back on April 10, so I guess we will find out how low this new editor will go…

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Oh no! The new Wordle editor (a completely unnecessary job for the autonomous game) is picking non-random words, ruining the mathematical beauty of the game 😭 https://t.co/y9H3ebsaIn

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@brent_noorda How about tomorrow? 🖤