Jason Witt

My dad owns a dealership.

[Jason Witt @witt_jason]

@payton_colbert Dude... no...

[Jason Witt @witt_jason]

@BrellBell @brynnae_nae Well she's on the clock...

[Jason Witt @witt_jason]

@BarrackOBoma_11 #UndefeatedBaby https://t.co/BccRhHqiJv

[NHL Public Relations @NHLPR]

The Minnesota North Stars / @mnwild have defeated the @NHLBlackhawks 6-4 at the 2016 NHL #StadiumSeries Alumni Game.

[Jason Witt @witt_jason]

@BrellBell "Sup yo" I'd hire him

[Jason Witt @witt_jason]

If ya donnt each yor meat, yah cannt have any puddin'

[Jason Witt @witt_jason]

If someone punched me in the face, I'd have the perfect blend of red, white and blue.

[Jason Witt @witt_jason]

@Wenni_Ingvalson @BrellBell I was trying to pass out.

[Jason Witt @witt_jason]

It's a two front - nein, a two goal game.

[Jason Witt @witt_jason]

@BrellBell @Wenni_Ingvalson Well, I heard like 2 hours of it.

[Jason Witt @witt_jason]

@Wenni_Ingvalson @BrellBell I'll have to disagree. You guys talked for like 2 hours.

[Jason Witt @witt_jason]

How the hell does it take an expedited order 3 days to get here from Indiana? Pretty sure I could have delivered it faster on a bike.

[Football Posts ™️ @TopFBPosts]

The greatest Chicago Blackhawks fan ever....
http://t.co/RS7WDh3Z8B

[Jason Witt @witt_jason]

Would advise staying off I-90 west, took me an hour to get back from the mall.

[Jason Witt @witt_jason]

@Jessica_Rose20 Dust in the wind.

[Jason Witt @witt_jason]

@TrimGod69 Just try not to wake me up.

[Jason Witt @witt_jason]

@TrimGod69 608-498-7910 Make him proud.

[Jason Witt @witt_jason]

@TrimGod69 You're right, I think he was born in '64 so that would be 51.

[Jason Witt @witt_jason]

@Jessica_Rose20 Did you forget to water your dog?

[Jason Witt @witt_jason]

Ya'll better remember it's Jeff's birthday tomorrow. Guy's turning 54 or some shit.

[Jason Witt @witt_jason]

Guys, it's like, dark outside.