Uncle Sam

Keep 'er Goin

[jeremy zucker @jeremyzucker]

also fuck kanye

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

#75 ain’t going offsides ever again
https://t.co/QD7ZvdfHa2

[Uncle Sam @wittman_sam]

Watching Aaron Rodgers get pissed off is my new favorite hobby

[Uncle Sam @wittman_sam]

Working in the food service industry is funny cuz your friends will never understand that they shouldn’t bother asking “when do you get off?” like mf when the last table leaves

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

First trailer for Disney+ series PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS has been released.

[Philadelphia 76er LeBron James @Philly_ASA]

Gonna buy finals tickets for his whole team. What a guy.

[logan ⭐️ @logannschieberr]

250+ mass shootings in the US alone, and a woman’s body is more regulated than a gun. get fucking real.

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

When Jayson Tatum checks his phone after the game

[Uncle Sam @wittman_sam]

Never seen a team that flops and cries more than the Boston Celtics.

[nico @byenico]

we might listen to the same music but i listen to it better than u

[Uncle Sam @wittman_sam]

No wonder why Trump and Kanye were buddies. They’re both memes lmao

[Devin Robertson @robertdevinson5]

I love the college attitude because I got up this morning fully prepared to go to class but then noticed my roommate was in the shower so now I’m back in bed

[Uncle Sam @wittman_sam]

Drew: I can take care of him. He’s a good dog
Me: it’s a she, Drew
Drew: hey now, let’s not assume genders

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

pete davidson’s next comedy special is gonna be so crazy lmao

[Uncle Sam @wittman_sam]

Thank you @jeremyzucker for spending 13,438 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/3X6XGOXRhv

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

No more stock photos for this guy

[Uncle Sam @wittman_sam]

Stop we’re better without you playing😐

[Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks]

🥺 🥺 🥺

[Devin Robertson @robertdevinson5]

It’s a BAD day to be a Busch Light.

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

chocolate milk won't leave you for another person.