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Don't be busy, be productive.

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Jack of all trades, master of none.

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You can’t win in a pissing contest with a pissy person, you just get soaked in piss.

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You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. - C. S. Lewis

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"A GREAT PHOTOGRAPH IS ONE THAT FULLY EXPRESSES WHAT ONE FEELS, IN THE DEEPEST SENSE, ABOUT WHAT IS BEING PHOTOGRAPHED." ― ANSEL ADAMS

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“No good movie is ever too long and no bad movie is ever too short.”

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Be so good they can't ignore you.

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"If you can't measure it, you can't improve it."

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You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

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Whatever you are, be a good one. -Abraham Lincoln

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If you first don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you've ever tried.

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He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

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It’s easier to seek forgiveness than ask for permission.

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Make a man a fire, you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, you keep him warm for the rest of his life. -Terry Pratchett

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Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.

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Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.