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Witty Replies
@witty_replies
Highlighting the very best, wittiest and sharpest replies to footballers, celebrities and others. If you get a retweet, you truly have a way with words.
Great Minds
Joined April 2013
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Witty Replies
@witty_replies
about 13 years ago
My first abuse, courtesy of
@PeteMoore8
. I am truly humbled - especially as the maestro used the age old comparison to an adolescent.
#Wit
witty_replies
retweeted
Pete Moore
@PeteMoore8
about 13 years ago
@witty_replies
on reflection I will unblock. Want to see if you get the book deal and see if you pass your GCSEs
Witty Replies
@witty_replies
about 13 years ago
@PeteMoore8
Only 19 followers actually Peter. 51 days to compose such a tweet - those seconds, minutes, hours were truly well spent.
Witty Replies
@witty_replies
about 13 years ago
And another from brain the same laureate. Clever, charming, well thought out and a lovely use of hashtag “
@Bulley99
: Muslims
#cunts
”
Witty Replies
@witty_replies
about 13 years ago
One word, so much emotion. Only the Lord knows where he dreamt up such wit. “
@Bulley99
:
@officialtulisa
slut”
Witty Replies
@witty_replies
about 13 years ago
He’s used his own gameshow name against him! How clever!!!! “
@NickCoulson
:
@richardosman
Isn’t Pointless becoming a bit…. Er Pointless??”
Witty Replies
@witty_replies
about 13 years ago
Flute. The worst instrument. “
@GazClarke1
:
@piersmorgan
will ya go away you ya flute she’s nothing but a cunt! May she burn in hell!!”
Witty Replies
@witty_replies
about 13 years ago
A cutting remark to make the subjects heart crumble to a million pieces “
@PeteMoore8
:
@piersmorgan
I hope your ratings collapse, you wally”
Witty Replies
@witty_replies
about 13 years ago
The clever way the i’s from one word blend into the other-stunning “@BanuThatsMyName:
@piersmorgan
u arrrogranft selfsh britiish cunt”
Witty Replies
@witty_replies
about 13 years ago
He purveys so much emotion, in just 8, short words. Wonderfully written “
@leesullivan07
:
@Lord_Sugar
sit on my face you wrinkle old cunt”
Witty Replies
@witty_replies
about 13 years ago
This should be in a bday card: “@liamje28:
@Lord_Sugar
if there was a cunt competition u would cum 2nd and u no y not 1st coz your a cunt”
Witty Replies
@witty_replies
about 13 years ago
“Shitcunt” is the most eloquent of phrases. When neither ‘shit’ nor ‘cunt’ will do. “
@richthehobbit
:
@piersmorgan
you are a shitcunt twat”
Witty Replies
@witty_replies
about 13 years ago
A beautiful use of the verb “dicked” - it’s doesn’t work in this context, but it’s still poetic “
@ieashia_hardy
:
@joey7barton
is a dicked”
Witty Replies
@witty_replies
about 13 years ago
Comedy writing at its VERY finest “@swinnythekid:
@RobbieSavage8
what’s the award ? Worlds biggest Cunt ?”
Witty Replies
@witty_replies
about 13 years ago
A lovely use of the English language “@grahamliddell15: “
@Joey7Barton
: Bieber + Anne Frank = Knobhead”. U suck knobheads”
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