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Losing your housing as a caregiver to a disabled spouse and disabled son is a different kind of heartbreak. I have no idea what we are going to do 😢😢

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@FiveGuys I would love to speak to the manager of the Mishawaka, IN location. The manager who told my disabled son, he “didn’t want to waste his time and money on him” and because he “didn’t trust my son would stay on long due to his work history” because he was battling cancer.

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The Ultimate Virtual Assistance Giveaway #giveaway #win https://t.co/bntF3knM4g

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Yes the document I asked you to copy is double sided...so no I dont want you to copy both sides #itshardbeingsmart

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@evzomom I just feel fortunate to be surrounded with hilarity #loveit

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I love when I come to work early I get to see these classy people making the "walk of shame" home and wont make eye contact with you #bwaha

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I am not sure if red pants are equally as bad as skinny jeans on a man or worse...#yikes

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Tomorrow is casual Friday, I can only hope my boss doesnt remember and wear his skinny jeans again...#notEVERappropriate

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@evzomom thanks buddy, its good to be back

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Just because you have headphones on doesn't mean we cant hear you sing out loud, literally happening outside my office right now #makeitstop

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I may have a paper aneurysm if one more person prints me out a spreadsheet to retype/make changes to#seriously

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My boss is super busy today--playing golf--and told me if I needed him I should text first, in case he is mid-swing.... #douchebaggery

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When an almost sixty year old co-worker starts an email with "oh snap" it makes me want to start using 90's slang again #saidnooneEVER

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I love Sunday morning emails, really come on, there is nothing that can't wait until tomorrow #ughsundayamemails

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My boss asked me to cancel a mtg today, I did that, literally minutes later he said no let's still have it, can you get that appt back #ugh

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Today I planned a catered lunch for 100 people and got the cost down to $6/person and my boss still complained it was too much #cheapskate

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I enjoy when people send me instant messages and then go offline immediately, seems like a solid way to get things done #seriouslydude

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I feel fortunate that the 40 something co-worker next to me thinks everyone enjoys her humming along to "girls just wanna have fun" #ugh

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“@MeetingBoy: No, I don't have your 3-hole punch. What would I use it for-- putting print-outs of emails in my binder?” Ridiculously true