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just speaking into the void

[gumelthemodeler @gumelthemodeler]

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[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @wittybittybooty]

there are many days I feel like im failing my soul

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @wittybittybooty]

being a proud bush girlie and wearing shorts at the gym makes you feel like a pervert when you stretch

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @wittybittybooty]

i’ve decided to start praying on all my “opps” uprise, becuase my only real enemies are trump, isarel, ice, and the 1%

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @wittybittybooty]

ik damn well that if my life was a tv show and i was the protoganist, the audience would fucking rip on me every time i came on screen. i am so inconsistent and sucky ,that i just live life as a “poorly written character” #maincharactersyndrome

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @wittybittybooty]

just found out i’m one of the 9% of people who experience EIO…I was literally born to be an elite goonete, there’s no denying it anymore🧙🏻‍♂️

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @wittybittybooty]

getting into the gym really makes you realize how much america wants to keep the lower class unhealthy, fat, stupid, and lazy.

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @wittybittybooty]

@InnerDeems you’ve obviously never been a real one, and put your loved ones onto peak cinema /srs

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @wittybittybooty]

is it possible to sleep away my grief?

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @wittybittybooty]

nonchalant= insecure and boring
chalant= obnoxious and attention seeking
choose your vices wisely

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @wittybittybooty]

I know contradicting truths exist becuase, I have such a lust for life, yet no will to live.

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @wittybittybooty]

having an empty 8th house means you were alrdy born goated, so you’ll die goated #astrology

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @wittybittybooty]

@notcee_fan bojack horseman

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @wittybittybooty]

if you’re a loyal story liker long enough, you eventually get added to my close friends

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @wittybittybooty]

@34rths green got a camel toe

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @wittybittybooty]

it should be governments taking standardized tests instead of children

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @wittybittybooty]

“overdressed” is a stupid term made up by swagless bitches in the 90s who couldn’t keep up with the competition