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Bike chalate time helmet aapki suraksha krta hai, fir uske baad din-bhar aap helmet ki suraksha krte hai ki vo chori na ho jaye.

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@Mrsinha Modi ji ka favorite kutta hai ye.

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@Warlock_mohit Koi nahi bhai...desh ke upar modi ko rakh le tu. Tere biscuit ka intezam ho jyga...

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@Mrsinha Dekhna Modi ji vaha bhi chanda chori na kar le....

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Tum bhadwon ko chanda chori trigger nahi karti?

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@Cric_Is_lovee @chad_infi Bhai thoda sa chutiya hai kya tu?

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@rishibagree Hum Hinduo ko nahi tere jaise Modi bhakto ko chutiya bol rha....

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@Mrsinha Theek vaise he jaise Modi ji ek bar Amit Shah ke sath Press Confrence me baithe lekin ek bhi jawab nahi de rhe the.

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Right Wing X influencers who claim to be kattar hindu are silent on Chanda Chori just because the political party they support is involved in it. This tells lot about them, they use hindu identity to bully and do evil & abandon it once their masters are in question.

Scammers.

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@Mrsinha @TajinderBagga Chup chanda chor ke chamche

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Mujhe lagg he rha tha ki iss kutte me itni himmat kaise aa gyi ki apne maalik ko he bahukh rha....achha hua sushant ne bata diya ki vo vafadar hai...malik chaahe jitni galat harkat kare vo bhokega nahi

[Sushant Sinha @SushantBSinha]

मेरी पेमेंट का छोड़ो, सवाल तुम्हारी पेमेंट का उठेगा दोस्त।
शो में जयराम रमेश का स्टेटमेंट बता रहा हूँ जिसे क्रॉप करके मेरा स्टेटमेंट बनाकर फैला रहे हो तुम लोग
मुझे गालियाँ देकर कोई पैसे कमाए,घर चलाए.. मुझे कोई आपत्ति नहीं भाई लेकिन यूँ झूठ फैलाना तो सही नहीं ना। ऐसा मत करो भाई।

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वाहन चोद

[Bihar Wallah @BR_wallah]

C2H5OH

[Sonam Wangchuk @Wangchuk66]

DAY 4 UPDATE
I’m feeling ok, bit tired though.
Doctor said BP was low, I’ll increase water n salt intake. Sugar level is low at 66 but that’s because of no food for 3 days, as ketosis takes over body starts consuming fats etc. In prolonged fast it may consume muscles & organs resulting in death but I’m nowhere near that.
My weight has gone down by 2 Kgs… a loss of some 650 gm per day n that’s also normal.
My inconveniences are nothing compared to the 20+ students who gave their lives & the 5 youths who died in Ladakh last September.
Thanks for all your support
Jai Hind.

#CockroachJantaParty #CJP #SonamWangchuk

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Andbhakts are like bhale mere gadi ke engine engine kharab ho jaye lekin gadkari ji ka beta arabpati hona chahiye.

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Clown joined circus and lived happily ever after.

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Aaj right wing valo ko Iyer ko badnam krne ke paose mile hai....Aaj sab tweet kar rhe iyer ke khilaaaf.

Bol cricket ka rhe lekin asli reason lekin ye hai

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

While I agree the team management shouldn’t get influenced by media, but there is a way & tone to deliver things. These skills are important. Dhoni would deliver the same lines with a smile. Now it suddenly feels like we have Two Gautam Gambhirs.

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Iske baap ko ignore kiya tha iyer ne kuch saal pehle....iski abhi tak kilas rhi🤣😂

Bc ye bkl modi ke chakkar me poore desh ko bura bhala bol skte hai.

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

Iyer is an arrogant, jealous player.

He seems to think that showing attitude will make him the next Kohli, but he should understand that Kohli backs his attitude with performances.
I’m not even a big fan of Kohli, but one thing I can say is that I’ve never seen him jealous of another player. If anything, he’s often celebrated his teammates’ success even more passionately than his own…

[Maxtern @RealMaxtern]

It’s funny, we all know Ethanol is just a scam by Nitin Gadkari but we can’t do anything!

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@Mrsinha Phle chanda chori krne valo se sawal kr madarchod. Khud ko ram bhakt bolte ho aur unke he mandir se jisne chori ki usko bachane me lge ho.

Yad rkhna bhagwan sab dekh rhe, jo unka naam le ke galat kr rhe the vo ayodhya se har gye, tumko to pani bhi nahi milega itna bura haal hoga

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@RubikaLiyaquat Itni gali sunne ke baad bhi talve chatna nahi chhod rhi.

Modi ke to fir bhi kuch log supporter hai, tumhari izzat to tumhare ghar vale bhi nahi karte honge.

Ek jivan diya bhagwan ne vo kisi dusre ki bhakti me guzar rhi ho. Kabhi kuch aisa karo ki logo ko fayda ho.

Joker Aurat.