Trevor

College Football, NBA, video games, Director of Social at Valnet Gaming

[turbomander @turbomander]

i am so fucking done with this cursed sword dude. its all fucking day with this guy going "where the foes at? swordy want stab stab!" my party doesnt even fw me anymore, this shit is NOT worth the +1 on attack and damage rolls bro

[djay 𑣲 @ssolarism]

too scared to get on overwatch because What if they make me play eichenwalde

[RÈBELs RÄÎDÈRs @Rebels_Raiders]

Ah yes, human economics. Very fascinating. Very concerning.

*wheeze*

“Who does Earth owe $350 trillion to?”

Mostly itself.

You owe money to pension funds, banks, insurance companies, investment funds, foreign governments, central banks, corporations, and millions of individual investors.

*wheeze*

In other words, humans have invented a system where they borrow money from themselves, pay interest to themselves, panic about it constantly, and then argue on the extranet about who is responsible.

As a Vølüs, I find this arrangement delightfully profitable.

The more interesting question is not who you owe. The question is whether the debt grows faster than the economy that supports it.

* wheeze*

If I owe 10,000 credits and earn 100,000 credits per year, nobody cares.

If I owe 10,000 credits and earn 12 credits per year, suddenly C-Sec starts asking questions.

Hah hah hah…* wheeze*

So when a human says, “We owe $350 trillion! Who do we owe it to?”

The answer is:

“Mostly other humans. The real question is whether future humans can keep making enough money to convince everyone not to panic.”

* wheeze*

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have several sovereign debt instruments to sell to the Elcor. They take a very long-term view of investments.

[XVALUE @aiyuware]

The oldest RuneScape screenshot from January 2001

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Barkeep at the tavern in the far away village to which I have traveled: Hero, our town has been plagued by a Goblin Prince whose underlings have been terrorizing our villagers. His den lies eastward, beyond the wheat fields.

Me: ok do you have voodoo ranger

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

[suh @SirSuhDude]

yo tap in

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Must feel good af to be a guard and lock polearms with another guard to prevent someone passage

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

having a qui gon jinn summer (gambling on sports, wearing robes, adopting orphans into my ancient religion)

[Trevor @WittyChico]

Wait until you see the roadhog hooks i hit

[Lizzie Marbach @LizzieMarbach]

I know this is unpopular, but it will always be unattractive for a grown man to play video games.

Some women might be understanding or pretend like they don’t care that you spend hours playing, but they do.

It is extremely unattractive to women and will never not be. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[old and turnt @poisonjr]

CASHIER: Do you have a phone number with us?

VIDEO ESSAYIST: Dear God... I'm probably gonna butcher this...

[J1mmy @J1mmyRS]

honestly this was the best image to come from the artemis mission and it's not even close

[turbomander @turbomander]

dwarves are always devling too greedily and too deep. i would delve just the right amount. i would know when to call it a day

[turbomander @turbomander]

yeah im one of the swamp enemies. got my club got my poison damage. fucking love mud dude. its the swamp

[c @c110101101]

Grown man casting spells. Pick up the broadsword lil bro

[Sam Haft 🍉 @SamHaft]

“they’re erasing Sora” yeah I know it’s called kingdom hearts chain of memories

[Vivian @suchnerve]

(threateningly) i am going to make a spreadsheet

[leaf123 @NOTAWEIRDGIRL]

i don’t like when people say something is buns. I love buns. hotdog

[۟ @4NGELWING]

all quiet on the frontal lobe