DhD🌚

Spitting truth wrapped in sarcasm. Join me for a ride through the wild world of life’s punchlines.

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@farryword Cheating is like dropping your phone in water while checking the price of a new one. Now you might lose both.

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@dammy4trueluv Staying for the kids sounds noble until the kids grow up thinking unhappiness is part of the marriage vows. 😅

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@Amy_beke @thedestinyboi The scary part is not that money isn't enough... it's that your expenses somehow got promoted too. 😭💸

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@FavouriteCoco2 @thedestinyboi At this point, your best bet is probably the lost and found. The application form for that combination has been missing for years. 😭😂

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@Adamgbeorie If sex could keep a man, hotels would have the strongest marriages. 😭😂

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@_falsi1ke Staying to heal after she cheats is like keeping a snake as a therapist. By the time you're healed, you'll need healing again. 😭😂

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whatever y'all heard about me, i'm way worse. 👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿

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I protect my peace cause I'm evil when I'm angry 😡

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@Amy_beke @thedestinyboi If love is a language, some people are speaking it fluently but their wallet is on airplane mode. 😭😂

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@Amy_beke @thedestinyboi Read the review before making a purchase.

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@DiianaD_ Because the mission was 'make her fall in love,' not 'maintain the relationship.' I completed the tutorial and logged out.😭😂

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No matter wetin you dey go through in life

Eat first !!

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@realdebby10 “10 million naira isn’t life-changing money” is exactly what someone with 9 million naira would say. 😭💔

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@Hilenceee The guy she told you not to worry about is now the reason she believes in destiny. 😂💔

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@itz_taser You don’t. A man who has everything still has one thing in common with everyone else: he can’t negotiate with mortality. 😅

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@Thebiglade They’re both looking for someone who already understands the phrase, 'I can’t talk right now, my spouse is here.' 😭

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@Adamgbeorie Gat you. feels less like a compliment and more like a free trial. Niggaz subscribe to everybody. 😭😂

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@maxvayshia Because some people treat age like a password...once it's leaked, everybody starts acting different. 😭😂

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@Adamgbeorie Being able to afford everything you need is top-tier peace of mind. The only notification stressing you is your low battery. 😭😂

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@BalogunSonia4 Yes. Bad breath is one of those problems everyone notices, but only a real friend risks their life to mention. 😭😂