Andrew Whitford

...yep

[Andrew Whitford @wittydrew]

@heyriddleriddle @JPsoFLY @adalrifai @ErinKeif2 Glad y’all liked my elephant riddle

[Andrew Whitford @wittydrew]

Damn I love candles #comebacktweet

[Andrew Whitford @wittydrew]

After existing for 50 years, I’ve decided to finally listen to a Led Zeppelin album. This shits dope 🔥🔥🔥

[Andrew Whitford @wittydrew]

Ever think of how messed up it is that chik-fil-a’s ad campaign is cows begging for their life by telling you to kill chickens instead?

[Andrew Whitford @wittydrew]

Shoutout to @lawrencetheband for being good at music, go listen to them. #2018Wrapped https://t.co/jM1UNZclte

[Andrew Whitford @wittydrew]

Chickpeas are the tuna fish of beans

[Andrew Whitford @wittydrew]

It (1990) < It (2017)
Pennywise (1990) > Pennywise (2017)

[Andrew Whitford @wittydrew]

If there was a cooking show where Gordon Ramsey had to go into acme with three dollars and make a meal, my roommates would understand why I cook the way I do

[Andrew Whitford @wittydrew]

Also that thing was like the best book I’ve ever read, 10/10

[Andrew Whitford @wittydrew]

After a month and a half of reading, I finished Stephen King’s “It” this morning. I now don’t know what to do with myself.

[Andrew Whitford @wittydrew]

So last semester, the UD Escape Room club ran our first escape room… https://t.co/1BpB8dFhTb

[Andrew Whitford @wittydrew]

What I learned in college: energy drinks definitely provide you with energy, but certainly not motivation.

[Oishiq Quabili @SheikByShiq]

“Send nudes not nukes is the Make love, not war of this century.”

[Andrew Whitford @wittydrew]

I hate relating to corny Instagram captions

[Andrew Whitford @wittydrew]

Anyone else get a pit in their stomach when they go to check their bank account?

[Andrew Whitford @wittydrew]

Why did Newark have to shut down all of Cleveland and destroy the entires city's traffic for one house fire?

[Andrew Whitford @wittydrew]

Fuck I love escape rooms

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

And in one stroke, Twitter doubles the complexity of our nation's foreign policy.

[Wawa @Wawa]

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