Priyanka Pandit

Sports enthusiast. Bibliophile.

[merde @iSocioPathetic]

I’m sorry but the dumbfucks who keep feeding street dogs need to work an emergency shift in their local PHC to see the number of dog bite cases.
Like last night we ran out of anti rabies serum.

[Divya Gandotra Tandon @divya_gandotra]

Is it really that difficult to understand this?

[Baraka Amuri @TheBarakaShow]

Shashi Tharoor casually setting the record straight!

Masterpiece!

[Aina Durkhanai آئینه درخانۍ @khybereena]

We humbly request India that any action against Pakistani terrorism should be focused on Punjab, as that is where the appetite for war lies. We Pashtuns are a peace-loving people, we do not want war, nor do we wish to be part of it. So please, keep our PukhtunKhwa out of this.

Yes, there are a few misguided Pashtuns among us who are trying to provoke you, but please ignore them. They are merely military mouthpieces, limited to chanting slogans and serving as tools.

May God grant you success in your fight against terrorism✊🏼

[Rob Moore @robprogressive]

Another Billionaire leaves the U.K. 

Many people are celebrating it, but it’s a complete disaster 

Lakshmi Mittal has been based in the United Kingdom for THIRTY years

That’s 3 decades of employment, industry, & TAX revenue

His business turns over around £50 billion a year, which means… 

Billions of revenue for the U.K in VAT, corp tax, business rates, national insurance

Plus billions of salaries, pension contributions, job creation & economy 

And now it will all leave, along with 20,000 other millionaires/billionaires a year 

Billionaires do not leave the U.K. because they pay no tax, they leave the U.K. because they’re paying too much tax (or they can pay less somewhere else) 

When will the U.K. wake up to what’s really happening?

[आशीष माळी @Garjana206]

शिवाजी महाराजांचा मराठ्यांचा एकमेव दरबार आहे की जिथे कधीही कोणती स्त्री चे नाच गाणे झाले नाही. "चारित्र्य" या एका कसोटीवर आमचा राजा सर्वश्रेष्ठ ठरतो.
भारतीयांच्या मनात स्वतंत्र्याची उर्मी जागृत करणारे महान रणमार्तंड छत्रपती शिवाजी महा���ाज.
मानाचा मुजरा🚩🚩🙏🏻
#शिवजयंती२०२५

[Pushkar @Musafirr_hu_yar]

This champions trophy might me the least hyped ICC tournament of all time, kal se start h literally 0 hype

[Harsha Bhogle @bhogleharsha]

Another tournament. Been a while since I hosted a pre/mid innings programme ( on the ICC feed) and indeed, since I did commentary on an ODI. Looking forward #iccchampionstrophy2025

[Phield Martiall Jambavan @SirJambavan]

India badly needs holocaust denial (prevention) laws. Aurangzeb was a religious fanatic and a despot.

His reign was no different than ISIS' in modern times. You wouldn't do equal equal to Hitler and Churchill. Even though that is an apt comparison.

Hang your head in shame

[Priyanka Pandit @wittyleaks710]

@caricatured @SakalMediaNews Superb. PuLa is nostalgia!

[UmdarTamker @UmdarTamker]

Security person at Saif Ali Khan's house :
#SaifAliKhan

[Silly Point @FarziCricketer]

Jaane wo kaise log the jinko Amazon se refund mila. Humne toh jab customer support maangi toh kaanto ka haar mila.

[Ketan Jain @K10Jain]

Witnessed a group 'discussion' today.

The loudest ones interrupted, dominated, and got through. The smart, thoughtful ones who listened? Left behind.

Ironically, these companies say they value teamwork lol.

[Harnidh Kaur @harnidhish]

So many of my friends are now not hiring gen z NOT because they aren’t smart or good at their jobs (they are) but because they’re rude, difficult to work with, and don’t know how to behave with other colleagues. Honestly hard to defend a lot of the stuff lol.

[Karthik Krishnaswamy @the_kk]

Too many commentators still describe Bumrah's genius purely through the lens of his action and biomechanics. The guy has been playing for too long for this to still be happening.

[rose @wynrosei]

menstruation is not only blood. it’s back pain, chest pain, bloated tummy, dry skin, pimples, the urge to kill, dysmenorrhea

[FittrwithKJ | Kapil Jadhav @Fittrwithkj]

Dad had purchased this microwave oven in the winter of 1999

It’s been 25 years & it works fine

80s & 90s electronic appliances were built different

[Open Letter @openletteryt]

@elonmusk We have voter ID and EVMs.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

India counted 640 million votes in 1 day.

California is still counting votes 🤦‍♂️