Rob Nitkowski

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@TheBonfireSXM @robertkelly “I drive a Mazda Miata.”

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@immabaltimoron His IBS

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@notNate99 @mrclarkinc @DWTheOriginal So being one of the 500 best pitchers makes you a top 100 athlete? That math doesn’t math.

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@porkstores @PSUBarstool That 2005 game was at Michigan. It’s the phantom 2 seconds game.

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@luisjgomez @LegionOfSkanks The episode with the story about you almost getting stabbed by the same Cabbie who knifed your father.

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@daddyembiid @OriolesFanRyan 6th largest city vs. 30th largest city. I would expect this. You morons however, can’t tell the difference between baseball and football, because you were doing Eagles chants all weekend. Maybe it’s just because you can’t spell Phillies.

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@JuliusFolk @sportswcoleman @Phillies Sad you morons had to do Eagles chants at a baseball game.

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@TheCoachesPick @editti22 You morons were doing Eagles chants all weekend. Was it because you thought it was football season, or because you can’t spell Phillies?

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@ChrisCote24 @Phillies @editti22 @jbenowitz1831 @ryanripken With all the Eagles chants, I couldn’t tell if they’re morons because they think it’s football season, or morons because they can’t spell Phillies.

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@editti22 We are all Con Heads after that bomb, I know that.

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@rationalyankee The good news is that by June, when the Yankees announce that Cole does in fact need Tommy John, coming right on the heels of Stanton’s 2nd trip to the IL, you can probably talk about something else, like Soto watching another ball bang off the wall while he legs out a single.

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@notthefakeSVP Merry Christmas!

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@RealEmirHan https://t.co/D0uCbx46Xh

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@AprilLop3z @RealEmirHan This scene.

https://t.co/D0uCbx46Xh

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@RealEmirHan https://t.co/SeBqKhmSwy

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@mccrystal_alex He’s also a full yard behind the ball. Should be illegal formation every single play.

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@FThings52 @ATRightMovies Boogie Nights. Dong shot.

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@s001awt @NaturallyKatz11 If he hits the warehouse next year, we will retract the overrated chants. That will be some sort of record though, since they play in Cincinnati.

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@editti22 Bring him to Pickles.

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@TheVolumeSports @ColinCowherd The white helmets make Cleveland look like the bottom shelf bagged version of the Miami Hurricanes.