Smart Humor

Witty will save the world!

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I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else

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Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex and minus reason.

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"Wall Street is the only place people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from people who take the subway."

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If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

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You were born an original. Don't die a copy.

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Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels ~ Kathy Lette

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Life is what happens to you while you’re working for your future. ~ John Lennon

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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. ~ Albert Einstein

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Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
- Shakespeare

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I’ve noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born

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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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If your glass is half empty, get a smaller glass.

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I used to be indecisive but now I’m not too sure.

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I really need to stop procrastinating, I’ll start next week.

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You only need a parachute if you’re skydiving twice.

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We have fought for our freedom, then we begin to accumulate laws to take it away from ourself. #SOPA #PIPA

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There are three kinds of people in this world: Those who can count…. And those who can’t.

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Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone!

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Why do they call it common sense if it’s so rare?