Rachel P. Myers

Overworked and underpaid mother/wife/psychology grad student/nurse

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

FYI: The very concept of a Super Moon is an embarrassment to everything else we call super: Supernova, Supercollider, Superman, Super Mario Bros.

[Lance Ulanoff @LanceUlanoff]

Trickle Down Economics
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[The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian]

When Applebee's overcooks your dinner.

[Metro by T-Mobile @MetroByTMobile]

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[Senator Dianne Feinstein @SenFeinstein]

UPDATE: Republicans rejected our motion to adjourn until Monday so senators could read the bill they just introduced.

RT If you think senators should have time to read a bill that affects every single American.

[Swear Trek @swear_trek]

#2017

[Lea DeLaria @realleadelaria]

Hey bitches! After yet another racist slur by that prick @realDonaldTrump we all need a good laugh. #comedytrumpshate #fucktrump #thankyouforbeingafriend

[Swear Trek @swear_trek]

The Vulcan Farewell

#BakulaTime

[ROSIE @Rosie]

god bless them whoever they are https://t.co/8yj2R9a3RU

[Lea DeLaria @realleadelaria]

Thanks to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, we now know that vaginas do grow on trees

[Hal O' be thy name. @Halbeerz]

I Told Him..

[Frankie McCamley @Frankie_Mack]

And the doors are open.... the rush came and went (quickly) #BlackFriday @BBCLondonNews @BBC_HaveYourSay

[The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian]

Making some dessert for the family Thanksgiving Dinner tomorrow. #Blessed

[Rachel P. Myers @wittyweirdo]

#BlackFriday sales to us poor people is torture! Why can't it be "day before holiday you just got paid" sales?

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

I can’t even

[Rachel P. Myers @wittyweirdo]

@IHOP I hate and love you at the same time

[Rachel P. Myers @wittyweirdo]

Hot Friday Night #GraduateSchool #Psychology

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Waiting for Donald to order the turkey that was pardoned by Obama last year to be slaughtered.