Sarah Cole

Liar. Faker. Con-artist. I'm a writer.... and I also stab people for money.

[Sarah Cole @wittywritergirl]

Got notified that someone, from a bizarre ip address, attempted to log into my account… which then reminded me that I had an account. So, here I am… again. #itsme

[Sarah Cole @wittywritergirl]

Not everyone should be given a delivery driver job @FedEx. One of your driver’s caused an accident yesterday and kept going after the collision occurred.

[Sarah Cole @wittywritergirl]

https://t.co/VVV7Emp7B8 Help me to help you become more enlightened on PTSD, and go check out this book.

[Sarah Cole @wittywritergirl]

#PositiveVibes #happyfriday #goodthoughts

[Sarah Cole @wittywritergirl]

My latest release.
https://t.co/YAZJUHM9Rz #Amazon

[Sarah Cole @wittywritergirl]

I was feeling like a real grown-up until I realized the spider was on the inside of the window.#spiders #adulting #mysoulscreamed

[Sarah Cole @wittywritergirl]

Me adulting is being tired all day, to then come home and binge watch Netflix until dawn... This probably is part of the reason why I go home to a dog... Good thing she likes Netflix, too. #AdultingAndStuff #adultingfail #Netflix #dogsarefamily

[Sarah Cole @wittywritergirl]

Honestly, I wasn’t too impressed with Deadpool 2.... Though,it could have been because the rental was covered in scratches. Adulting fail. #Deadpool2 #redboxfail #adulting

[Sarah Cole @wittywritergirl]

I’ve lost the absolute best thing... #justiceformegan #meganstaats #cefcoshooting #justice #imissyousparky

[Sarah Cole @wittywritergirl]

How well my child listens:
Me: I found my mod for vaping! *long pause of silence* Libby: You found what for bacon?
#aspiemom #raisinglibby #momlife #shelikesbacon #bacon #vaping

[Sarah Cole @wittywritergirl]

How to cause my kid to have a meltdown:
Libby: What’s the meaning to life?
Me: 42
*cue emotional distress*
#aspieproblems #aspiemom #raisinglibby #shesmine

[Sarah Cole @wittywritergirl]

Guess who forgot they had an account on here... 🤦🏻‍♀️ #oops

[Sarah Cole @wittywritergirl]

I doodle when I'm not writing. #art #gonewiththewind #wip

[Sarah Cole @wittywritergirl]

Indeed. http://t.co/YYhRyIRrIp

[Sarah Cole @wittywritergirl]

They say some creative minds battle with personal demons; I confess now, I wish Robin Williams would have won in his. #RIPRobinWilliams

[Shiners Tattoos @ShinersTattoos]

"My art is my story..." Come and let us help you tell yours. #shinerstattoos #inkwork #cometotheartside

[Sarah Cole @wittywritergirl]

Putting my artistic skills to the test to get ready for this Saturday. #ShinersTattoosandArtStudio

[Sarah Cole @wittywritergirl]

It isn't that I choose not to date, it is merely that I'm sure my cat will hate you. No one really wants to see his bad side—I know don't.