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[Wix 🇺🇸 @WixMemon]

Wife: I feel invisible lately.

Husband: You still look good.

Wife: Good? You haven’t complimented me in months.

Husband: I’m not good with that stuff.

Wife: But you’re great at noticing every young woman who walks by.

Husband:

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jab Veer ko Chakkar aate hain to woh Pakistan me aake girr jata hai...

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Elon Musk after SpaceX IPO:

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@nikitabier @leah_walczak Pay us in SpaceX money not in USDs...

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@dominate_up POV:

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@ElmirahFairuz get a chopper

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@JawadFaroo94817 how much did your currency devaluate or in other words, how much did you lose the capability to buy stuff?

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Elon Musk after SpaceX IPO:

[Ben ꕤ @bentolate]

Opened Pinterest and this is the first image I saw

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@Alexandrite786 what should we do about the resolution Pakistan is depending on in the UN which according to Pakistan says they are an independent nation administered by Pakistan?

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jab Veer ko Chakkar aate hain to woh Pakistan me aake girr jata hai...

[Ironclad @NavCom24]

#BREAKING: Indian govt. has awarded prestigious Vir Chakra to the pilot officer who lost Rafale aircraft on 07 May 2025.

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from Indian illegals working in Nawaz Sharif's factory to Indian Currency found in pakistani kashmiri leaders' homes...

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i realized today that humans can freeze at 68 degrees if their thermostat is working properly...

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@NavCom24 Vir ko chakkar aa gaye

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@TheSecretAcct please buy it so i can buy too

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@Akir_a997 people are wondering the same thing about you dude..

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@oyebajwey i know you are angry, but laws are not meant to make you feel better... for you there are anger management classes.

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Coin collectors on both sides have Indian/Pakistani currency i bet...

[Imran Riaz Khan @ImranRiazKhan]

ہر مرتبہ بھارتی کرنسی اور موبائل سمیں ہی کیوں نکلتی ہیں۔

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@RincnCuriosoo wow.. everything hates nurses

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when you do not follow the lights, you must suffer!

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@wtffolly_ POV: bytch... i am a Janitor there...

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@okatoDJ5 Herbicide runoff? That's on you for farming right next to houses... never seen crops like this..