Piss Wizard

18+ He/They
aggressively T4T
I make bad jokes and lewd content

[Piss Wizard @wizard40732]

Every social media has its own particular form of humor and communication methods and let me warn y'all right now I grew up on Tumblr

Come for the nudes, stay for the unhinged commentary

[Piss Wizard @wizard40732]

My dessert is holding my dessert @Nikkimedia

[Piss Wizard @wizard40732]

@Nikkimedia : "let me just shove some tiramisu down your throat and eat you out, she what makes you choke first"

[Piss Wizard @wizard40732]

Where's a good paypig when you need one, honestly.
I'm so weird and hot and the fact that nobody is currently paying me to be weird and hot is an absolute travesty.

[Piss Wizard @wizard40732]

Just gotta grab my stick shift real quick

[Piss Wizard @wizard40732]

@Nikkimedia @TheIveyReign @sissybrandie28 @AleysciaD @404_GenderError You're so babygirl-coded

[Piss Wizard @wizard40732]

My catgirl girlfriend wonders why I bite her all the time
Ma'am I am a golden retriever boyfriend. I am literally a dog. I'm trying to eat you alive

[Piss Wizard @wizard40732]

@Nikkimedia": how do you get into a Christian girls pants?"
Me: "Prey on it"
I'll see y'all in hell 🙃

[Piss Wizard @wizard40732]

Under the desk support

[Piss Wizard @wizard40732]

(edging my girlfriend)
@Nikkimedia: "Nine"
Me: "I'm gonna fuck your soul out of your body, and then back into it"
@Nikkimedia: "Nine and a half"

[Piss Wizard @wizard40732]

@Nikkimedia You deserved it and I'll do it again

[Piss Wizard @wizard40732]

Biting things to claim them as your own
@Nikkimedia

[Piss Wizard @wizard40732]

I love her so fucking much

[Piss Wizard @wizard40732]

Autistic people fuck better.
We are goal oriented, we hyperfixate,

There was going to be more to this but I'm also ADHD and my girlfriend is hot and I got distracted

[Piss Wizard @wizard40732]

I may not be young, and I may not be dumb, but I am definitely full of cum

[Piss Wizard @wizard40732]

@Nikkimedia is so fucking easy

[Piss Wizard @wizard40732]

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[Piss Wizard @wizard40732]

My girlfriends coworkers look at me like they've seen me naked
"I've heard about you", cue maniacal laughter
>.<

[Piss Wizard @wizard40732]

I was laying in bed just enjoying the post-coital afterglow and I sneezed so hard that cum hit my feet

[Piss Wizard @wizard40732]

@Nikkimedia DAMN GIRL YOU HOT AS FUCK where you goin' with all that ass??

[Piss Wizard @wizard40732]

If you're not catcalling your girlfriend loud as fuck while she gets out of the car what are you doing

[Piss Wizard @wizard40732]

If you're not catcalling your girlfriend loud as fuck while she gets out of the car what are you doing