wizard lamp

the mystic lamp that lives at the end of the bar

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DAMMIT INFERNAL MACHINE.

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@ThePatWhalen @chicagobars

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@DavidColeAIA It also has the best lamp.

[Cass Marshall @RequineGG]

Ladies -- you're entering a crystal cavern and you see this gorgeous guy pondering his orb. How do you open?

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@craignewman @chicagobars Good to see you, sir.

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🚩 https://t.co/Lm3n2OrW1H

[𝔰𝔩𝔦𝔪𝔢 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 🦇 @occultomundi]

uh oh! due to a mix-up at the wizard factory they've accidentally sent four separate field technicians to service your scrying crystal. on this auspicious #wizardwednesday , who do you permit into your sanctum, Yugon Winterbeard, Skork the Screech, Tremulous Dan, or Gāzo of Thon?

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😏

[bubbie @haikucreep]

Me dropping my scrolls and ancient tomes by the sexy warlocks locker so he will help me pick them up

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@MSGCapital @chicagobars Once I perfect my spell to eradicate ice once and for all, this will no longer be a problem.

[Galactic Snackin' Lena @z0mbievalentine]

i found a cool crystal ball with black claw legs in a Halloween display at the store the other day and i looked at the tag and it said "Martha Stewart Collection" and i just lost my shit thinking about Martha Sterwart using a wizard's orb for her dark bidding

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@pcanderson @chicagobars The bane of my existence.

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Lemon magic for @Lemonslimespea1

[Lynn Becker @LynnBecker]

"Lemon tree, very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet.
But the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat (or reach)."

Lemon Tree, Irene Hoppenberg, Lincoln Park
(click for full view)

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My school looked nothing like this, except for the shade

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Hmmmmm

[Superdawg Chicago🌭 @Superdawg]

Neon lights > All other lights

[Blex @BarterBlex]

I’m still thinking about those wizard owls

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@fuzzy @chicagobars Spells > Slurpees